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  • Old Greg
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    Just the two of us in the clique. Is that too cliquey or about right?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Suity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.

    The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.

    You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
    I'll always have a much bigger cock than you "tuna can tommy".

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Suity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.

    The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.

    You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
    Leave off. Suity's much higher quality than most of the dross that passes as posters here.

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  • minestrone
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    Suity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.

    The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.

    You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    I have joined!!! Do I win anything!!!
    Yes.

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Come on in.
    I have joined!!! Do I win anything!!!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    Hello, sorry?! Is the notification/group thing a clique!!!!!
    Come on in.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    Hello, sorry?! Is the notification/group thing a clique!!!!!
    Yes. Fook off.

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Hello, sorry?! Is the notification/group thing a clique!!!!!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Did I miss a follow-up on the story you posted when you left, or are you saving that for another day?
    You can salivate and wait for another day.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    I don't know what clique to join!!!!!!

    Can someone give me a clue?!!!!!
    Never drink alone again.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Just the tip of the iceberg.
    Did I miss a follow-up on the story you posted when you left, or are you saving that for another day?

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Why pick??!!!!!!! Join all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How do I sign up~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Back with a bang then SY? Mid-life crisis averted?
    Just the tip of the iceberg.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
    I don't know what clique to join!!!!!!

    Can someone give me a clue?!!!!!
    Why pick??!!!!!!! Join all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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