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Originally posted by minestrone View PostSuity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostSuity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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Suity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCome on in.
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Hello, sorry?! Is the notification/group thing a clique!!!!!
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWhy pick??!!!!!!! Join all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostI don't know what clique to join!!!!!!
Can someone give me a clue?!!!!!
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