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Previously on "The new CUK Clique"
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I'll always have a much bigger cock than you "tuna can tommy".Originally posted by minestrone View PostSuity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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Leave off. Suity's much higher quality than most of the dross that passes as posters here.Originally posted by minestrone View PostSuity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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Suity, one of the rules of being in the clique is being able to hold down a contract without pissing your pants when they ask you to get some work done.
The "I am back now" "I have a new gig so you must love me" "I am a super man that can help Africans" "Can someone tell me how to connect to an Oracle DB" "I cannot handle this role" "I am looking for a new role" "I might start crying any minute now" "you all hate me I am flouncing" will never get you in the clique.
You have a thread posting style like a female's menstruation cycle.
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I have joined!!! Do I win anything!!!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCome on in.
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Hello, sorry?! Is the notification/group thing a clique!!!!!
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How do I sign up~~~~~~~~~~~~~Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWhy pick??!!!!!!! Join all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why pick??!!!!!!! Join all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by MayContainNuts View PostI don't know what clique to join!!!!!!
Can someone give me a clue?!!!!!
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