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Previously on "Steamy action in the steam room...."

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  • Old Greg
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    To summarise, if CUK is your destination for help with your romantic life; you are well beyond help.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    She starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.

    She goes to the same BodyAttack class.
    Sounds like she wants you. Very unusual for this situation to happen. It happened to me once - I moved closer to her, kissed her and she responded. After a good session in the steam room (a bit naughty as anyone could have come in), we went back to my place.

    So next time just kiss her and see what happens.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    No mention of curtain wiping or sprite so it cant be.
    We all know that's how it will end.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Been for my usual Sunday morning BodyAttack class, and relaxed after in the steam room.

    Only a really good looking lady in the room, which was a nice bonus. Slim, nice norks and blonde.

    She starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.

    She goes to the same BodyAttack class.

    Now, it was a very steamy steam room, and I don't want her to think I am ignoring her if we are both present next week, so any ideas on what I can say to the person I think it may be?

    Knowing me, it will be something like I did not recognise you with your clothes on, or something as cheesy......
    If you are not sure which one it was then try and catch all the candidates with a non committal question/statement as to whether you recognise them or not.
    "great work out again, I enjoyed sweating it off in the steam room last week, going again, will you be coming too?"

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    This must be el duder.
    No mention of curtain wiping or sprite so it cant be.

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  • Old Greg
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    This must be el duder.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A serious case of déjà vu.
    Schizophrenia more like it, I feel real bad for sas...

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  • AtW
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    11

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  • ChimpMaster
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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Been for my usual Sunday morning BodyAttack class, and relaxed after in the steam room.

    Only a really good looking lady in the room, which was a nice bonus. Slim, nice norks and blonde.

    She starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.

    She goes to the same BodyAttack class.

    Now, it was a very steamy steam room, and I don't want her to think I am ignoring her if we are both present next week, so any ideas on what I can say to the person I think it may be?

    Knowing me, it will be something like I did not recognise you with your clothes on, or something as cheesy......
    Why not just be honest instead of trying cheesy crap?

    Just say something like "Hello again, glad to see you here and hope you're enjoying the classes, you look fantastic. Not being too forward, but would you care to chat some more over dinner tonight?".

    I'm not a woman, but I find most appreciate an honest human conversation rather than mangled cheesy pickup lines that make them feel like a bit of cheap meat.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Well, it worked

    There is something rather sensual with 40 pairs of good norks bouncing around on a Sunday morning....
    My God Wilmslow, what is she, a dog or some such? How many tits does a dog have?

    Nice to see you back.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Who is Wilmsey?

    As long as nobosy tells the boss, all should be well...... Finally found a use for my Blackberry Playbook I think!
    Who's nobosy? I wouldn't tell them either.

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  • AtW
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    So it is true - he is back.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Who is Wilmsey?

    As long as nobosy tells the boss, all should be well...... Finally found a use for my Blackberry Playbook I think!
    What's your boss's e-mail again

    No posting pics of yourself.

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