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To summarise, if CUK is your destination for help with your romantic life; you are well beyond help.
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Sounds like she wants you. Very unusual for this situation to happen. It happened to me once - I moved closer to her, kissed her and she responded. After a good session in the steam room (a bit naughty as anyone could have come in), we went back to my place.Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostShe starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.
She goes to the same BodyAttack class.
So next time just kiss her and see what happens.
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If you are not sure which one it was then try and catch all the candidates with a non committal question/statement as to whether you recognise them or not.Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostBeen for my usual Sunday morning BodyAttack class, and relaxed after in the steam room.
Only a really good looking lady in the room, which was a nice bonus. Slim, nice norks and blonde.
She starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.
She goes to the same BodyAttack class.
Now, it was a very steamy steam room, and I don't want her to think I am ignoring her if we are both present next week, so any ideas on what I can say to the person I think it may be?
Knowing me, it will be something like I did not recognise you with your clothes on, or something as cheesy......
"great work out again, I enjoyed sweating it off in the steam room last week, going again, will you be coming too?"
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Why not just be honest instead of trying cheesy crap?Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostBeen for my usual Sunday morning BodyAttack class, and relaxed after in the steam room.
Only a really good looking lady in the room, which was a nice bonus. Slim, nice norks and blonde.
She starts off a conversation - and had a really nice chat for 10 minutes.
She goes to the same BodyAttack class.
Now, it was a very steamy steam room, and I don't want her to think I am ignoring her if we are both present next week, so any ideas on what I can say to the person I think it may be?
Knowing me, it will be something like I did not recognise you with your clothes on, or something as cheesy......
Just say something like "Hello again, glad to see you here and hope you're enjoying the classes, you look fantastic. Not being too forward, but would you care to chat some more over dinner tonight?".
I'm not a woman, but I find most appreciate an honest human conversation rather than mangled cheesy pickup lines that make them feel like a bit of cheap meat.
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My God Wilmslow, what is she, a dog or some such? How many tits does a dog have?Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostWell, it worked
There is something rather sensual with 40 pairs of good norks bouncing around on a Sunday morning....
Nice to see you back.
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