Reply to: Anyone contracted in Rio?

[Old Greg]

and I bid you an Off and a ****

And you were stabbed in Rio, you say?

[Zoiderman]

**** off out of this thread with your bulltulip.

and I bid you an Off and a ****

[Bunk]

Come on fat boy, on one thread, you suggest I am just knocking off from that traditional ex-squaddie job as security guard, now I am speed dating? As I said over there, I know you're stupid, that much is obvious, but don't you feel embarrassed to be openly showing it so regularly?

No, on Friday, I had a wonderful evening with my wife and some friends over dinner; French Onion soup starter with aged gouda on top, followed by an equisite fillet sat on pate with Dauphinoise on the side, and the creme brulee to follow was to die for. The cheese and wine, too, was extraordinary. Hey ho, I guess these are the things you can eat if you are fit and look after yourself. Weekend in North Devon with the kids on Sat and Sun. Lovely weekend. Pity to be back at work. Hey ho.

How was your food over the weekend fat boy?

Enjoy the lettuce fay lai

**** off out of this thread with your bulltulip.

[Zoiderman]

Nor anyone else's for that matter. Being as how you have all the entertainment value of toothache.

No, you are just another sad lonely loser on a one way trip to ignominy.

Carry on beanhead.

Wow, you did that without spellchecker too. Very impressed; those 6 months they gave you when they drummed you out must have bene well spent.

My, you might make something of your life after all fat boy. No, probably went a bit too far then.

You'll do nothing in your life, apart from what you'll consider the best 12 years of it, in the barracks with the boys, ending up in the exalted halls of the Sargeants Mess, where they called you ginge and took the piss out of you. Only made Sarge, that is piss poor.

[shaunbhoy]

I am not here, I believe, for your entertainment

Nor anyone else's for that matter. Being as how you have all the entertainment value of toothache.

No, you are just another sad lonely loser on a one way trip to ignominy.

Carry on beanhead.

[Zoiderman]

You come across like a poorly brought up child. Why all the pent up anger? Put your obvious energy into something useful instead of being an immature twat the whole time. It's not like you're even funny which would make it just about bearable. Instead, it's just tedious.

No anger, none at all, just having a bit of a laugh at the ginger twats expense, thats all.

Humour is so subjective, you see. I am not here, I believe, for your entertainment, so please don't be offended if i ignore your, obviously well intended, post. My, you must be so well brought up, and calm.

[pacharan]

You come across like a poorly brought up child. Why all the pent up anger? Put your obvious energy into something useful instead of being an immature twat the whole time. It's not like you're even funny which would make it just about bearable. Instead, it's just tedious.

He's from Totnes.

He's upset about the blue gnomes.

BTW, what's a lai?

[fckvwls]

Come on fat boy, on one thread, you suggest I am just knocking off from that traditional ex-squaddie job as security guard, now I am speed dating? As I said over there, I know you're stupid, that much is obvious, but don't you feel embarrassed to be openly showing it so regularly?

No, on Friday, I had a wonderful evening with my wife and some friends over dinner; French Onion soup starter with aged gouda on top, followed by an equisite fillet sat on pate with Dauphinoise on the side, and the creme brulee to follow was to die for. The cheese and wine, too, was extraordinary. Hey ho, I guess these are the things you can eat if you are fit and look after yourself. Weekend in North Devon with the kids on Sat and Sun. Lovely weekend. Pity to be back at work. Hey ho.

How was your food over the weekend fat boy?

Enjoy the lettuce fay lai

You come across like a poorly brought up child. Why all the pent up anger? Put your obvious energy into something useful instead of being an immature twat the whole time. It's not like you're even funny which would make it just about bearable. Instead, it's just tedious.

[Zoiderman]

Oh yeah. Have a great time at your Speed-Dating for Lamebrains Evening!!

Come on fat boy, on one thread, you suggest I am just knocking off from that traditional ex-squaddie job as security guard, now I am speed dating? As I said over there, I know you're stupid, that much is obvious, but don't you feel embarrassed to be openly showing it so regularly?

No, on Friday, I had a wonderful evening with my wife and some friends over dinner; French Onion soup starter with aged gouda on top, followed by an equisite fillet sat on pate with Dauphinoise on the side, and the creme brulee to follow was to die for. The cheese and wine, too, was extraordinary. Hey ho, I guess these are the things you can eat if you are fit and look after yourself. Weekend in North Devon with the kids on Sat and Sun. Lovely weekend. Pity to be back at work. Hey ho.

How was your food over the weekend fat boy?

Enjoy the lettuce fay lai

[aussielong]

Thanks for the tips chaps.

[KentPhilip]

Possible gig on the cards at a bank in Rio. I've never been. Would probably be 12 months.

Can you do it on the cheap without risking getting killed? I'm on a cash grab, not a twavelling twip.

I guess it's a better rate than the London equivalent then?

[shaunbhoy]

Got you spot on ginge. Right on the money. Couldn't even make staff you useless ****

Enjoy the salad lardass, more importantly, you needy ginger ****, enjoy telling people just how special you are for losing some of the lard you're carrying about

There's more intelligence in the jar of pickled chillies I enjoyed earlier

Fay lai, keep the going, it's obviously improved your social life.


Night night mate, enjoy your night in looking wistfully at the lettuce; I am off out for a lovely meal and some wine as I am not some Limp dicked, lardass, ginger sweaty ****

Label sorted. Kisses

Oh yeah. Have a great time at your Speed-Dating for Lamebrains Evening!!

[Zoiderman]

Got you spot on ginge. Right on the money. Couldn't even make staff you useless ****

Enjoy the salad lardass, more importantly, you needy ginger ****, enjoy telling people just how special you are for losing some of the lard you're carrying about

There's more intelligence in the jar of pickled chillies I enjoyed earlier

Fay lai, keep the going, it's obviously improved your social life.


Night night mate, enjoy your night in looking wistfully at the lettuce; I am off out for a lovely meal and some wine as I am not some Limp dicked, lardass, ginger sweaty ****

Label sorted. Kisses

[shaunbhoy]

No Shaunyboy, right on every count; too stupid to make it officer, too stupid to even get to staff, just a boggo infantryman, signed off the tenements, easy choice.

You're a tosser of the highest magnitude, and now I know why; only stupid, dumb ***** signed up to the army, those who had no other choice.

But its damn funny knowing you're a salad dodging lard arse; Ginger, fat and sweaty. ******* hell, even I'd be angry.

Keep on the fat away fai lay

Nothing better than spending a friday evening in a mental joust with a well-matched adversary.
However, in the clear absence of one, I shall continue to amuse myself ripping the piss out of a tedious delusional loser like you.
Keep coming up with those ridiculous stereotypical notions of yours though, they are pure comedy gold.

[Zoiderman]

Well done. You managed to be entirely wrong on every one of your assumptions. For a retard like you I would have expected you to get at least one aspect of your speculative diatribe correct, even if only through sheer statistical probability. But no.
Faultless drivel from start to finish.
Congratulations.
Now get back to work. Those windows won't lick themselves, and you probably have glasses to collect before you get your next flagon of ratspiss scrumpy as a reward.

No Shaunyboy, right on every count; too stupid to make it officer, too stupid to even get to staff, just a boggo infantryman, signed off the tenements, easy choice.

You're a tosser of the highest magnitude, and now I know why; only stupid, dumb ***** signed up to the army, those who had no other choice.

But its damn funny knowing you're a salad dodging lard arse; Ginger, fat and sweaty. ******* hell, even I'd be angry.

Keep on the fat away fai lay