Anyone contracted in Rio?

[Zoiderman]

Oh yeah, he sounds like a real diamond. A kindred spirit for a pikey like you, no doubt.
Maybe you should have tried getting a job like most other people, or did your "traveller genes" preclude that?

I dunno, joins the Army as a squaddie, straight from a council estate in Scotland as he had **** all qualifications, and no prospects, see the world they said, and all he did was peel spuds in Catterick for 3 years before a dream posting in Pirbright. Managed to scrape to Junior NCO through time served, but not the real ranks, as he didn't have the intelligence. 6 months training in IT just before he was drummed out as he was useless as a fat chozzer infantryman and gets lucky with a couple of jobs on a help desk in Jannerland.

Yet still has the temerity to get all angry at the world, when he chose the easy option, the getting his arse wiped 24/7 by the state as an unskilled, unintelligible infantryman one.

I didn't work ginge, as I could afford not to. It's much more fun travelling with dosh in your pocket, as your once in a lifetime trip to the Canadian plains as a lance jack would tell you. Well, that and the bright lights of Camberley on the pull once a month when you could afford to go out.

Unqualified, uncouth, uneducated, fat ginger ****. Yes, I have you all worked out son. Can't see how typing with 6 fingers is very easy though, so I will give you that one skillset. I have tulip more interesting, and definitely more intelligent organic stuff than you.

Keep on the calories away fay lai; I'd call you chun doy, but you don't have any.

Too funny, you ginger salad dodging lardass

[shaunbhoy]

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Well done. You managed to be entirely wrong on every one of your assumptions. For a retard like you I would have expected you to get at least one aspect of your speculative diatribe correct, even if only through sheer statistical probability. But no.
Faultless drivel from start to finish.
Congratulations.
Now get back to work. Those windows won't lick themselves, and you probably have glasses to collect before you get your next flagon of ratspiss scrumpy as a reward.

[Zoiderman]

Well done. You managed to be entirely wrong on every one of your assumptions. For a retard like you I would have expected you to get at least one aspect of your speculative diatribe correct, even if only through sheer statistical probability. But no.
Faultless drivel from start to finish.
Congratulations.
Now get back to work. Those windows won't lick themselves, and you probably have glasses to collect before you get your next flagon of ratspiss scrumpy as a reward.

No Shaunyboy, right on every count; too stupid to make it officer, too stupid to even get to staff, just a boggo infantryman, signed off the tenements, easy choice.

You're a tosser of the highest magnitude, and now I know why; only stupid, dumb ***** signed up to the army, those who had no other choice.

But its damn funny knowing you're a salad dodging lard arse; Ginger, fat and sweaty. ******* hell, even I'd be angry.

Keep on the fat away fai lay

[shaunbhoy]

No Shaunyboy, right on every count; too stupid to make it officer, too stupid to even get to staff, just a boggo infantryman, signed off the tenements, easy choice.

You're a tosser of the highest magnitude, and now I know why; only stupid, dumb ***** signed up to the army, those who had no other choice.

But its damn funny knowing you're a salad dodging lard arse; Ginger, fat and sweaty. ******* hell, even I'd be angry.

Keep on the fat away fai lay

Nothing better than spending a friday evening in a mental joust with a well-matched adversary.
However, in the clear absence of one, I shall continue to amuse myself ripping the piss out of a tedious delusional loser like you.
Keep coming up with those ridiculous stereotypical notions of yours though, they are pure comedy gold.

[Zoiderman]

Got you spot on ginge. Right on the money. Couldn't even make staff you useless ****

Enjoy the salad lardass, more importantly, you needy ginger ****, enjoy telling people just how special you are for losing some of the lard you're carrying about

There's more intelligence in the jar of pickled chillies I enjoyed earlier

Fay lai, keep the going, it's obviously improved your social life.


Night night mate, enjoy your night in looking wistfully at the lettuce; I am off out for a lovely meal and some wine as I am not some Limp dicked, lardass, ginger sweaty ****

Label sorted. Kisses

[shaunbhoy]

Got you spot on ginge. Right on the money. Couldn't even make staff you useless ****

Enjoy the salad lardass, more importantly, you needy ginger ****, enjoy telling people just how special you are for losing some of the lard you're carrying about

There's more intelligence in the jar of pickled chillies I enjoyed earlier

Fay lai, keep the going, it's obviously improved your social life.


Night night mate, enjoy your night in looking wistfully at the lettuce; I am off out for a lovely meal and some wine as I am not some Limp dicked, lardass, ginger sweaty ****

Label sorted. Kisses

Oh yeah. Have a great time at your Speed-Dating for Lamebrains Evening!!

[KentPhilip]

Possible gig on the cards at a bank in Rio. I've never been. Would probably be 12 months.

Can you do it on the cheap without risking getting killed? I'm on a cash grab, not a twavelling twip.

I guess it's a better rate than the London equivalent then?

[aussielong]

Thanks for the tips chaps.

[Zoiderman]

Oh yeah. Have a great time at your Speed-Dating for Lamebrains Evening!!

Come on fat boy, on one thread, you suggest I am just knocking off from that traditional ex-squaddie job as security guard, now I am speed dating? As I said over there, I know you're stupid, that much is obvious, but don't you feel embarrassed to be openly showing it so regularly?

No, on Friday, I had a wonderful evening with my wife and some friends over dinner; French Onion soup starter with aged gouda on top, followed by an equisite fillet sat on pate with Dauphinoise on the side, and the creme brulee to follow was to die for. The cheese and wine, too, was extraordinary. Hey ho, I guess these are the things you can eat if you are fit and look after yourself. Weekend in North Devon with the kids on Sat and Sun. Lovely weekend. Pity to be back at work. Hey ho.

How was your food over the weekend fat boy?

Enjoy the lettuce fay lai

[fckvwls]

Come on fat boy, on one thread, you suggest I am just knocking off from that traditional ex-squaddie job as security guard, now I am speed dating? As I said over there, I know you're stupid, that much is obvious, but don't you feel embarrassed to be openly showing it so regularly?

No, on Friday, I had a wonderful evening with my wife and some friends over dinner; French Onion soup starter with aged gouda on top, followed by an equisite fillet sat on pate with Dauphinoise on the side, and the creme brulee to follow was to die for. The cheese and wine, too, was extraordinary. Hey ho, I guess these are the things you can eat if you are fit and look after yourself. Weekend in North Devon with the kids on Sat and Sun. Lovely weekend. Pity to be back at work. Hey ho.

How was your food over the weekend fat boy?

Enjoy the lettuce fay lai

You come across like a poorly brought up child. Why all the pent up anger? Put your obvious energy into something useful instead of being an immature twat the whole time. It's not like you're even funny which would make it just about bearable. Instead, it's just tedious.