How fookin needy is this thread!!!!
Nobody has started a birthday thread for me so I will start my own. FFS.
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Happy birthday ya fat bastard!
Go easy on the cake, MF isn't a decent role model.
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I too love the interweb. If I have any unusual stuff happening the fraud squad can now begin their enquiries with you and then the other cukites.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI love the internet. So now numbnuts here has just given us his birthday. We roughly know his age so we can guess his DOB. We also know his name. We also have a link to his website, which gives his home address & business address and we know what job he does. I think that's enough information to be able to pay for my wedding.


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Softly softly. No point going mental straight away as it may give the game away. Best approach is to apply for one of two new credit cards & a new bank account. We can do that buy setting up a 'moved to' address and getting a leccy bill/gas bill in his name. Then we can wait a few months before applying for a mortgage and using a dodgy solicitor to transfer the 1/2 million into an account in Switzerland where we can pay for flights / hotels on the credit cards to go and withdraw it....
I haven't really given it much thought though.
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+1 although I'm more tempted to get one of these. Although I think this is more within SY01 credit rating.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI love the internet. So now numbnuts here has just given us his birthday. We roughly know his age so we can guess his DOB. We also know his name. We also have a link to his website, which gives his home address & business address and we know what job he does. I think that's enough information to be able to pay for my wedding.


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I love the internet. So now numbnuts here has just given us his birthday. We roughly know his age so we can guess his DOB. We also know his name. We also have a link to his website, which gives his home address & business address and we know what job he does. I think that's enough information to be able to pay for my wedding.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYour date of birth and age are displayed in several places on the forum. Only the administrator will have access to your date of birth should you choose to hide it via the privacy option below.
See, if you hide it from us we can't buy you cakes.

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Thanks guys.
There is a setting that says to hide age and dob. This of course is not the same as hiding one's birthday. It is my birthday, you guys know it now yet don't know my dob or age so the setting in profiles is technically and factually unsound.
I am 63 btw.
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Do you think that is going to stop the rest of us.Originally posted by Freamon View PostFeelings of pity are too strong for me to bring myself to neg rep you for starting your own "happy birthday" thread.
Happy birthday, btw.
Although I'll leave it and do it when he's least expecting it.
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