I am demographically challenged

[eek]

That's great. I'm not even 40 yet and I'm already the grumpiest bastard in the world.

Have you ever met myself or Zeit? At the barest minimum we would give you a run for the money.

[SimonMac]

a weekend of coke and hookers would fix that

[Goatfell]

a weekend of coke and hookers would fix that

Do that already, without them I'd be suicidal

[doodab]

Where do I find those? I am just a simple London boy.

Coke is in the soft drinks chiller of your local corner shop. Hookers can be found at any rugby match, so Twickenham is probably a good place to start.

[BrilloPad]

a weekend of coke and hookers would fix that

Where do I find those? I am just a simple London boy.

That's great. I'm not even 40 yet and I'm already the grumpiest bastard in the world.

As Jeremy Clarkson says "the problem with reaching 40 is that you wake up every morning and another part of your body is broken." Whipper snapper - you will know true misery yet....

[doodab]

That's great. I'm not even 40 yet and I'm already the grumpiest bastard in the world.

[Spacecadet]

a weekend of coke and hookers would fix that

[BrilloPad]

Men in their late 40s living in London are the unhappiest in the UK - Telegraph