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Originally posted by DimPrawnOh no, you had to mention you know who.
Que sasguru and the other besotted saddos.
Pendantry has become so much more pleasurable knowing that it drives someone potty.
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Bleedin' dust on camera sensors .... aaarrrrghhhh.
Bleedin' gear obsessed amateur photographers .... aarrrggghhh.
Time to go for a run ...
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Oh no, you had to mention you know who.
Que sasguru and the other besotted saddos.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnImmigrants
Tax
Islam
BBC
Blair
Brown
Houses
Pedants
Daleks
There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
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Originally posted by zeitghostIs it coz I is green?
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Be Part of the Problem
Originally posted by hyperDLet's upgrade that to a drought order.
Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.
Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.
And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.
And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.
Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
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Originally posted by DimPrawnImmigrants
Tax
Islam
BBC
Blair
Brown
Houses
Pedants
Daleks
There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
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Let's upgrade that to a drought order.
Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.
Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.
And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.
And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.
Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
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Same old same old
Immigrants
Tax
Islam
BBC
Blair
Brown
Houses
Pedants
Daleks
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