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  • Gold Dalek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Immigrants
    Tax
    Islam
    BBC
    Blair
    Brown
    Houses
    Pedants
    Daleks


    There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
    Typical ... blame the Daleks

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Oh no, you had to mention you know who.

    Que sasguru and the other besotted saddos.
    Substitute one of { cue, queue }.

    Pendantry has become so much more pleasurable knowing that it drives someone potty.

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  • Fungus
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    Bleedin' dust on camera sensors .... aaarrrrghhhh.

    Bleedin' gear obsessed amateur photographers .... aarrrggghhh.

    Time to go for a run ...

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  • DimPrawn
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    Oh no, you had to mention you know who.

    Que sasguru and the other besotted saddos.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Immigrants
    Tax
    Islam
    BBC
    Blair
    Brown
    Houses
    Pedants
    Daleks


    There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
    They must be missing Janey, bless 'em

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Is it coz I is green?
    You look more khaki to me, or is that just the lighting?

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  • Tex
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    Be Part of the Problem

    Originally posted by hyperD
    Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

    Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

    Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

    And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

    And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

    Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
    Time to buy some water company shares and join the party methinks.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Immigrants
    Tax
    Islam
    BBC
    Blair
    Brown
    Houses
    Pedants
    Daleks


    There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
    Don't forget the giant alien lizards. Wouldn't want to think you is Dalek-ist.

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  • hyperD
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    Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

    Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

    Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

    And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

    And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

    Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...

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  • ladymuck
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    Hose pipe bans!

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  • chock
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    Tescos - GRRRRRRRRRR!

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Same old same old

    Same old same old

    Immigrants
    Tax
    Islam
    BBC
    Blair
    Brown
    Houses
    Pedants
    Daleks


    There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....

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