Reply to: It's 'ealth and safety innit

[mudskipper]

Would you?

If it's just a regular lake then I think I would. I'd think twice if it was a torrential river or something.

[DodgyAgent]

What did you get for your grandmother?

Snorkel and Flippers

[SimonMac]

here take the 50%

What did you get for your grandmother?

[DodgyAgent]

Well I am a qualified Rescue Diver so I would yes

here take the 50%

[SimonMac]

Would you?

Well I am a qualified Rescue Diver so I would yes

[DodgyAgent]

Would you?

If the money was right of course I would negotiate a fee, take 50% and pay the other half to some scroat to jump in and do the rescue - Everyone's a winner

[escapeUK]

If it wasn't that deep why didn't any of the witnesses go to help?

Would you?

[bobspud]

If it wasn't that deep why didn't any of the witnesses go to help?

They were probably too busy filming it on their fscking mobiles so they could post it on youtube

[wobbegong]

I smirked at that, does it make me bad person who’s going to hell?

Form an orderly queue HJ (I laughed at the OP too).

[Arturo Bassick]

How shallow was it? It doesn't seem to say.

There is a picture of a fireman up to his thighs in it and the headline says less than 3 feet (or it did when I read it).

[NotAllThere]

How shallow was it? It doesn't seem to say.

[hyperD]

While under water ?

I hope someone took advantage and threw their washing in

I'll join you in the burny place in a min...

[SimonMac]

I smirked at that, does it make me bad person who’s going to hell?

If it does I'll see you there

[Halo Jones]

While under water ?

I hope someone took advantage and threw their washing in

I smirked at that, does it make me bad person who’s going to hell?

[TestMangler]

He had an epilletic fit.

While under water ?

I hope someone took advantage and threw their washing in