Oops!

[Freamon]

However, if some of you are happily married, why do you need porn?

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, wim.

[wim121]

Ironically many of the earliest porn films had a slow jazz soundtrack. A tradition which has sadly been lost in recent years.

That used to actually freak me out, the whole old porn films; the 80's skyscraper muff, the guy off the back of cigarettes in pornos (I always ask for a different pack of smoke than the one with the beady guy with the moustache and throat cancer. Couldnt care about the throat cancer but a beady moustache guy from a anal porno film scares me) and the cheesy soundtrack.

Although Ive never really liked porno films. Why the hell would we want to see a guys hairy arse? Much better is the solo female ones, but even those are wrecked nowadays by some guy trying to talk over the top of it like a director.

However, if some of you are happily married, why do you need porn?

[Freamon]

Ironically many of the earliest porn films had a slow jazz soundtrack. A tradition which has sadly been lost in recent years.

[EternalOptimist]

Not sure if this is an urban legend, but if it isnt true, it should be.
A US radio talk show had a weekly 'Love Match suprise' phone in to see if a husband and wife were compatible and thought the same way.
So they would get a caller and ask them a random, plus two supporting questions, then they would phone the partner and ask the same questions. If all the answers matched , they won a big prize.
So this guy phones in and the radio host runs the randomizer
'ok john, whats the most memorable thing that happened to you and the wife today'
'er...well we had sex'
'ok john. a little bit embarrasing, but hey. what time did this happen?'
'7 am'
'Third question john, where did it happen?'
'er.....in the kitchen, on the table.
'ha hah ha John. never mind'

ring ring ring , ring ring

'Hello'
'Hello Samantha, this is DJ1 calling from Love Match suprise. If you get all three matches, you truly understand your husband, and you will be going all expenses to Hawaii.
What was the most memorable thing you did today'
'OMG im so excited. er...we had sex'
'Correct!! what time was this Sam'
'Oh, I dont know, 7am?'
'Correct. last question for a holiday in Hawaii. Where did it happen Sam'
'OMG, this is SO embarrasing...'
'Yes, he said it was embarrassing but for that luxury holiday in Hawaii Sam. Where ?'

'In the ass'



.....silence

[NickFitz]

Where's the youtube linky ?

Not quite YouTube, but good enough: Studio porn fail « Radiofail

[BrilloPad]

"Digital station Jazz FM has apologised after what appeared to be part of a pornographic film soundtrack was broadcast during one of its shows."

Jazz FM apologises over 'porn' soundtrack

They might be able to double their listener base - to 2.

[moorfield]

Where's the youtube linky ?

[EternalOptimist]

*titter*

According to some sources, it was gay porn...

sounds like a bum sauce


*titter*

[NickFitz]

jizz FM

heh heh

*titter*

According to some sources, it was gay porn...

[EternalOptimist]

"Digital station Jazz FM has apologised after what appeared to be part of a pornographic film soundtrack was broadcast during one of its shows."

Jazz FM apologises over 'porn' soundtrack

jizz FM

heh heh

[NickFitz]

"Digital station Jazz FM has apologised after what appeared to be part of a pornographic film soundtrack was broadcast during one of its shows."

Jazz FM apologises over 'porn' soundtrack