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Previously on "Guess what Churchill has named his son's monkey?"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    FTFY

    Manners cost nothing.
    It's not that I didn't hear him, I was asking him what he wanted.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Well done, all!

    I cannot tell a lie, it was I what chopped the cherry tree down and named the monkey, "Spank".
    Its a good name for a monkey, gave me one of my few lol moments this week.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Pardon?
    FTFY

    Manners cost nothing.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post
    Churchill?
    What?

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  • TiroFijo
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Atw?
    Churchill?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're on thin ice, mate. She'll be out with the and it won't be the monkey on the receiving end!
    I think she is more likely to call Mrs BP and ash her to give me an extra few swats during my valentines treat.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    FTFY
    You're on thin ice, mate. She'll be out with the and it won't be the monkey on the receiving end!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Well done, all!

    I cannot tell a lie, it was CM who named the monkey, "Spank".
    FTFY

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Evra
    Well done, all!

    I cannot tell a lie, it was I what chopped the cherry tree down and named the monkey, "Spank".

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I'm pished celebrating Rangers approaching administration

    PS I'm not Clippy

    PPS Jelly & ice cream
    FTFY

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It works?!?!?
    WTFS

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Evra

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Though it is still not exactly sure if it was Churchill or CM who named the monkey - you know how CM's brain works.
    It works?!?!?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Though it is still not exactly sure if it was Churchill or CM who named the monkey - you know how CM's brain works.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post
    2) Sorry
    Where is Clippy? Haven't seen him for a while.

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