The Pope must die

[VectraMan]

I always mix this up with Nuns on the Run, for obvious reasons.

[rd409]

I remember reading some joke that links, Liverpool winning CL, and Prince Charles marrying and the death of the Pope. I don't see the previous 2 happening anytime in future, so current Pope is immortal.
I rest my case.

Dave.

[TimberWolf]

The Pope will die within the next 12 months, a senior Vatican figure has reportedly claimed amid fears of an assassination plot.

a senior Vatican figure carrying what appears to be a very long violin case

[BoredBloke]

Looking at him, you could execute him with an inflated crisp packet

[Goatfell]

Never let the facts stand in the way of a post

True, that's why I added the rider

[d000hg]

If false; he lives and it makes a bollox of "Papal infallibility".

It's not something the pope said, but something one of his cardinals told him. PI doesn't apply

[SimonMac]

[SimonMac]

The Pope will die within a year: Vatican 'assassination fears' revealed - Telegraph

The Pope will die within the next 12 months, a senior Vatican figure has reportedly claimed amid fears of an assassination plot.



Good to have something certain in these uncertain times no?

Old news

The Pope Must Die - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[norrahe]

The Pope will die within a year: Vatican 'assassination fears' revealed - Telegraph

The Pope will die within the next 12 months, a senior Vatican figure has reportedly claimed amid fears of an assassination plot.



Good to have something certain in these uncertain times no?

He's more likely to die from old age rather than an assassination attempt

[Churchill]

About time they elected someone who's not an ex-nazi.

Anyway - how do I apply to be pope? How much deposit do I need to put up to join the election?

ftfy

[BrilloPad]

About time they elected someone a bit younger.

Anyway - how do I apply to be pope? How much deposit do I need to put up to join the election?

[Goatfell]

Bit of a lose-lose situation.

If false; he lives and it makes a bollox of "Papal infallibility".

If true; he sleeps wid da fishes.





Never let the facts stand in the way of a post

[hyperD]

Nothing like getting rid of his Popiness by putting ideas in a nutter's head.

[DimPrawn]

The Pope will die within a year: Vatican 'assassination fears' revealed - Telegraph

The Pope will die within the next 12 months, a senior Vatican figure has reportedly claimed amid fears of an assassination plot.



Good to have something certain in these uncertain times no?