I accept this award on behalf of a grateful nation, I don't deserve it you are too kind.
I want to thank from the heart of my bottom:
My Parents, my wife who supports me well except for the time......, my kids that motivate me except when..., My director who was with me in the trenches and lifted me up when I thought I just couldn't take it any more. Being an artist is just too hard...
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My personal trainer that made my abs rock hard with silicone, my personal -personal stylist that trims my bush and covers it in Grecian 2000, my milkman who makes sure I have the bottle. - tears accepts award gratefully.
{tears, deep sigh}
I got 1000 rep points I really love you guys tears deep sigh, oops got another award on the comedic impotence forum - best non stand up. - gotta go!
Much appreciated. Keep em coming. So when am I getting to a million? Come on start clicking like an 80s teenager on pacman!
