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I still think the country should be run according to the same rules as "Just A Minute".
The governing party gets to stand up and speak in the subject at hand and propose it's policies. Interruptions for Hesitation, Deviation or Repetition pass control of government to the opposition.
Just think of the waffle, meainingless blathering and out right evasion it would solve
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Yes - he was once touted as a coaching genius who should be the next England manger after Ramsay and Revie. Unfortunately he was quite mad.Originally posted by BobTheCrateWould that be Malcolm Allison you refer ?
And that's apart from the hat, the cigars, the champagne, the porn stars, the actresses, the nightclubs - even the FA today might baulk at hiring him.
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Would that be Malcolm Allison you refer ?Originally posted by wendigoNot ... Big Mal? Is that what happened to him?
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Originally posted by MrsGoof
are you encouraging infidelity with those scary soldiers we employ from err somewhere
Are there enough to go around?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn3. All women to stay at home and wear Gurkhas.
are you encouraging infidelity with those scary soldiers we employ from err somewhere
Are there enough to go around?
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Why is there no Modern Muslim Reformist Party in the UK?
I'd gladly vote for such a party if they had a simple manifesto.
1. Forced conversions to Islam
2. Public beheading followed by trial by jury
3. All women to stay at home and wear Gurkhas.
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I was quite disappointed at the local elections because my local candidate for the Natural Law party was no longer standing. I found their policy of yogic flying to be a rather entertaining way of governing the country. I'd probably watch BBC Parliament just to see all the MP's trying to sit cross-legged and bounce up and down on the benches!
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It is shaping up to be a two-horse race between the Nasty Party and the Party of Nasties.
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Not ... Big Mal? Is that what happened to him?Originally posted by BobTheCrate... and mal-managed assylum.
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Personally I'd welcome an upsurge in BNP support even though I'd vote Tory at a GE called tomorrow.
The mainstream parties need a wake up call to the magnitude of discontent surrounding current levels of uncontrolled immigration (legal & illegal) and mal-managed assylum.
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the worest recruiters
Hi DimPrawn! Why don't you give a list of recruiters? let us rank them from the worest, then email them.Originally posted by DimPrawnIf a general election were called tomorrow, which would get your X?
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Nothing at all. A reasonable party with a range of valid policies on all aspects of governing the country.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman<tin hat on>Incoming: Just what is wrong with the BNP? <duck and hide>
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<tin hat on>Incoming: Just what is wrong with the BNP? <duck and hide>
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