St Valentines Day

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Pogle replied

13 February 2012, 17:39
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I have no idea what the point of any of your posts is - I only got as far as the second line.

That just about sums up my last 4 years on CUK
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pacharan replied

13 February 2012, 16:13
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

She's so ropey, you could be forgiven for thinking this 'woman' might have once been a man called James:

Aghhh! That image still scares me!

Coincidentally, there are a couple of ex army men with the names of James Osborne that are her age .....

Lol, that was a point I was going to make myself but I thought it would land on deaf ears.
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wim121 replied

13 February 2012, 16:10
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Currant Dean of Salisbury is June Osborne a WOMAN who has never been in the ARMY.

She's so ropey, you could be forgiven for thinking this 'woman' might have once been a man called James:

Aghhh! That image still scares me!

Coincidentally, there are a couple of ex army men with the names of James Osborne that are her age .....
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TheFaQQer replied

13 February 2012, 15:20
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Truth is hardly the point of the post is it?

I have no idea what the point of any of your posts is - I only got as far as the second line.
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pacharan replied

13 February 2012, 15:18
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Since the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral is The Very Reverend June Osborne, I suspect that this didn't really happen, did it?

Truth is hardly the point of the post is it?
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SimonMac replied

13 February 2012, 15:13
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.

Anyway, after the Dean and I had repaired to the pub for a few jars, we began to mull over a bad patch in my life when I was breaking up with this chick Donna.

He said "don't be so silly love, you don't want to rake over that again" to which I replied the I'm not in love with the girl anymore.

The things we do for love eh?

How many did you get?

Currant Dean of Salisbury is June Osborne a WOMAN who has never been in the ARMY.

EDIT: Too slow looking for an image
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CiderEagle replied

13 February 2012, 15:12
Well, I for one believe him. People in love do silly things.
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TheFaQQer replied

13 February 2012, 15:04
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.

Since the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral is The Very Reverend June Osborne, I suspect that this didn't really happen, did it?
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Arturo Bassick replied

2 February 2012, 10:42
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

You still haven't got all of them!

Missed Silly Love.
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pacharan replied

2 February 2012, 10:30
You still haven't got all of them!
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Pondlife replied

2 February 2012, 10:13
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

You forgot to mention the deans daughter.

The Dean and I.
Rubber Bullets.
Donna.
The things we do for love.
I'm not in love.

Should have been posted by Minestrone too.
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Arturo Bassick replied

2 February 2012, 10:08
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

No, not quite that many.

You forgot to mention the deans daughter.

The Dean and I.
Rubber Bullets.
Donna.
The things we do for love.
I'm not in love.

Last edited by Arturo Bassick; 2 February 2012, 10:11.
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pacharan replied

2 February 2012, 09:55
No, not quite that many.
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BrilloPad replied

2 February 2012, 09:40
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

How many did you get?

47. I think.
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pacharan started a topic St Valentines Day

2 February 2012, 09:37
St Valentines Day

Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.

Anyway, after the Dean and I had repaired to the pub for a few jars, we began to mull over a bad patch in my life when I was breaking up with this chick Donna.

He said "don't be so silly love, you don't want to rake over that again" to which I replied the I'm not in love with the girl anymore.

The things we do for love eh?

How many did you get?
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