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BA to the Stars replied

25 January 2012, 19:24
She is a Kronenburg - looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front
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TheFaQQer replied

25 January 2012, 14:02
Nice legs, shame about the face
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The Spartan replied

25 January 2012, 13:37
Body off baywatch and a face off crimewatch lol
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MarillionFan replied

25 January 2012, 13:10
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Oh good God! You wouldn't let it lie! You wouldn't let it lie!!!
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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2012, 09:29
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Awaits Mich the Tester's obligatory "I would" response.

Not that anybody wants to know but I wouldnt, not even with Dim's, god knows what kind of STD's are lurking down there.

Maybe Dim has a full house of STDs already? Dont tell sas though.....
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Arturo Bassick replied

24 January 2012, 09:23
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Awaits Mich the Tester's obligatory "I would" response.

Not that anybody wants to know but I wouldnt, not even with Dim's, god knows what kind of STD's are lurking down there.

Looking at her, you would, she would not offer you the choice. You may be able to out run her.
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fullyautomatix replied

24 January 2012, 09:20
Awaits Mich the Tester's obligatory "I would" response.

Not that anybody wants to know but I wouldnt, not even with Dim's, god knows what kind of STD's are lurking down there.
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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2012, 09:08
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Finding Dim's cock in there would be like the hunt for the Higgs Boson.

Its nice you are interested in Dim's cock. Lets hope he feels the same about you and you will both be very happy together. Make sure you invite us all to your civil partnership.
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sasguru replied

24 January 2012, 09:02
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

...she could even fit Dim's massive cock!

Finding Dim's cock in there would be like the hunt for the Higgs Boson.
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wobbegong replied

24 January 2012, 08:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is she has 4 kids why is she going to clubs?

Because she wants some more?
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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2012, 08:57
Originally posted by zeitghost

Must be a bit disappointing to find you've pulled a wizard's sleeve.

Maybe she does lots of pelvic floor exercises? We should send someone to investigate.
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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2012, 08:50
Is she has 4 kids why is she going to clubs?
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MarillionFan replied

24 January 2012, 08:17
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Swingingly. Ta for asking.

WTF does WSH mean?

Mnemonic dsylexia.
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mudskipper replied

24 January 2012, 08:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

WSH. Never give in to your animal instincts.

By the way how did your bukkake cheese and nibbles party go on Saturday evening?

Swingingly. Ta for asking.

WTF does WSH mean?
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MarillionFan replied

24 January 2012, 08:12
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

How is being celibate "being in control of your life". Does losing your virginity mean you're thenceforth controlled by your animal lusts rather than reason?

WSH. Never give in to your animal instincts.

By the way how did your bukkake cheese and nibbles party go on Saturday evening?
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