It's raining piss. Hallelujah! It's raining piss!

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wim121 replied

19 January 2012, 22:09
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a piss. I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the midget was still winking at me like crazy.

Disturbed by this I said: "Do you fancy me or something?"

He replied: "No, you're splashing my fecking eyes you ****..."
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MarillionFan replied

19 January 2012, 21:45
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Is this your way of telling us that you're actually a plumber?

Nah. If I was I'd be richer than Sasguru and Dimprawn rolled together
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Ruprect replied

19 January 2012, 21:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Wandered into the gents for a quick waz. Noticed that the lights were out, but carried on and wandered over to the urinal. A strong smell of ammonia. Whipped the old fella out and started and then in the gloom noticed that every wall was streaming with piss. I then tuned into the sound of running effluent and the smell. Like something out of a horror movie.

It's a four story building and the plumber called to deal with a blockage on the fourth floor seems to have pushed the blockage down which has split the pipe somewhere. 4th, 3rd and 2nd floors toilets all flooded.

That's going to pen and ink for a while!

Is this your way of telling us that you're actually a plumber?
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BrilloPad replied

19 January 2012, 20:28
Sorry about that. I laid a cable on the 4th floor earlier.
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hyperD replied

19 January 2012, 20:16
I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a piss. I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the midget was still winking at me like crazy.

Disturbed by this I said: "Do you fancy me or something?"

He replied: "No, you're splashing my fecking eyes you ****..."
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BlasterBates replied

19 January 2012, 18:36
thx for that posting...
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 18:20
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've just shat myself!

That's going to pen and ink for a while!

ftfy
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MarillionFan started a topic It's raining piss. Hallelujah! It's raining piss!

19 January 2012, 16:24
It's raining piss. Hallelujah! It's raining piss!

Wandered into the gents for a quick waz. Noticed that the lights were out, but carried on and wandered over to the urinal. A strong smell of ammonia. Whipped the old fella out and started and then in the gloom noticed that every wall was streaming with piss. I then tuned into the sound of running effluent and the smell. Like something out of a horror movie.

It's a four story building and the plumber called to deal with a blockage on the fourth floor seems to have pushed the blockage down which has split the pipe somewhere. 4th, 3rd and 2nd floors toilets all flooded.

That's going to pen and ink for a while!
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