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Previously on "It's raining piss. Hallelujah! It's raining piss!"
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostIs this your way of telling us that you're actually a plumber?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWandered into the gents for a quick waz. Noticed that the lights were out, but carried on and wandered over to the urinal. A strong smell of ammonia. Whipped the old fella out and started and then in the gloom noticed that every wall was streaming with piss. I then tuned into the sound of running effluent and the smell. Like something out of a horror movie.
It's a four story building and the plumber called to deal with a blockage on the fourth floor seems to have pushed the blockage down which has split the pipe somewhere. 4th, 3rd and 2nd floors toilets all flooded.
That's going to pen and ink for a while!
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I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a piss. I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the midget was still winking at me like crazy.
Disturbed by this I said: "Do you fancy me or something?"
He replied: "No, you're splashing my fecking eyes you ****..."
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just shat myself!
That's going to pen and ink for a while!
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It's raining piss. Hallelujah! It's raining piss!
Wandered into the gents for a quick waz. Noticed that the lights were out, but carried on and wandered over to the urinal. A strong smell of ammonia. Whipped the old fella out and started and then in the gloom noticed that every wall was streaming with piss. I then tuned into the sound of running effluent and the smell. Like something out of a horror movie.
It's a four story building and the plumber called to deal with a blockage on the fourth floor seems to have pushed the blockage down which has split the pipe somewhere. 4th, 3rd and 2nd floors toilets all flooded.
That's going to pen and ink for a while!Tags: None
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