Man phones a toy shop..

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Bacchus replied

19 January 2012, 14:21
Italian revenue inspectors want to have a word with Costa - there is a suspicion that they might be running a cruising business on the side...
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Bacchus replied

19 January 2012, 14:20
I'm gonna buy me a ticket for the mediterranean cruise lottery, last week's was a rollover
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northernladuk replied

19 January 2012, 14:09
Its all kicking off at home, The newsman said 'Her massive bulk is laid on her side with a massive gash showing' and I happened to look at the wife just at the moment..... :|
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BrilloPad replied

19 January 2012, 14:06
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

When asked why he had got into a life boat and left the ship before the passengers the captain replied: "I slipped and fell into the life boat"

Rather like going into A&E and saying "I was naked and tried to change a light bulb and slipped and....."
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Spacecadet replied

19 January 2012, 14:04
When asked why he had got into a life boat and left the ship before the passengers the captain replied: "I slipped and fell into the life boat"
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BrilloPad replied

19 January 2012, 13:41
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Apparently someone misheard the Captain. He only wanted his Gin and Tonic on the rocks.

I thought he wanted a harbour wall banger? Or was that the Herald of Free Enterprise.
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Arturo Bassick replied

19 January 2012, 13:36
Apparently someone misheard the Captain. He only wanted his Gin and Tonic on the rocks.
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Spacecadet replied

19 January 2012, 10:07
Good job you didn't put this in the jokes thread
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Joeman started a topic Man phones a toy shop..

19 January 2012, 10:06
Man phones a toy shop..

Man phones a toy shop:
man: "do you have any models of Itallian cruise liners?"
shop: "yes sir, i'll put one to one side for you"
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