If sasguru were a GP.....

[AtW]

Sas hasn't replied - is he on his way to the North Pole?

He is flying over in a Tornado to Italy to tell PM that rating is about to get cut and get some of their spagetti for the road back.

[sasguru]

sas wouldn't last long, correctly diagnosing cretinism in most patients.

FTFY

[Zippy]

Sas hasn't replied - is he on his way to the North Pole?

[Doggy Styles]

sas wouldn't last long, misdiagnosing cretinism in every patient.

[northernladyuk]

Last time I took NorthernLady to the doctors for a check up he came out and told me she was fit and healthy and we had many many years together.... The evil bastard!!!!!

Oooh, but wasn't he a proper gent! That 20 quid he left in my front pocket covered our Lidl bill for a week, so we don't grumble.

[Aman]

Rude GP Dr Richard Dunn told patient: 'You'll die a horrible death' | Mail Online

A GP accused of telling a patient he was an 'a*******' destined for a 'horrible death' will battle to save his practice before a tribunal next month.

Pretty good medical advice, to be frank.

[northernladuk]

Last time I took NorthernLady to the doctors for a check up he came out and told me she was fit and healthy and we had many many years together.... The evil bastard!!!!!

[AtW]

"Dr Richard Dunn said if he did use the word 'a******* it was meant as a 'basic description of a part of his anatomy'"

[DimPrawn]

Rude GP Dr Richard Dunn told patient: 'You'll die a horrible death' | Mail Online

A GP accused of telling a patient he was an 'a*******' destined for a 'horrible death' will battle to save his practice before a tribunal next month.