It's all going on in Cornwall these days.

[PRC1964]

Meanwhile in Norwich, arch criminals have been helping themselves to tap water.

[NickFitz]

Trains between Hereford and Birmingham disrupted because of cows on line near Ledbury (From Hereford Times)

They were probably eating the leaves

[PAH]

I've got a sign on the gate saying "No Cold Callers", which should keep them away now the temperature's dropping.

Though it seems to be keeping away the hot women callers too.

[doodab]

Officers received a call to say that a group of suspicous men were seen in the Three Elms area of the city and a helicopter may have been required to trace them.

However, it was soon stood down as it was believed that the men had merely knocked on the wrong door of a house.

Knocking? On the wrong door? Hang the ****ers!

[NickFitz]

That's even more exciting than Hereford: Helicopter not required to assist with tracing "suspicous men" in Three Elms, Hereford

[zeitghost]

BBC News - Cornwall drugs debt pair burned and buried on farm

I think a bit more planning was needed though.