Reply to: Own up

[Spacecadet]

An effective tool against obesity?

Or at least an effective tool against there being any fat chav birds at the resort

[EternalOptimist]

what made me laugh was the guy in the middle seat leaning over slightly, as if to say say 'no way mate', this is MY space

[d000hg]

Maybe air travel should just be charged by the kilo, for passenger and all luggage combined.

An effective tool against obesity?

[TimberWolf]

He looks a bit like the guy from The Real Hustle.

[TimberWolf]

The empty seats are probably because they dare not sit anyone behind him incase he decided to recline

Or maybe the seats behind are not empty and he did recline

[Mich the Tester]

Question; when really big fat people fart does the volume of emitted gases increase with the weight and flabbiness of the farter?

[The Spartan]

The empty seats are probably because they dare not sit anyone behind him incase he decided to recline

[darmstadt]

Why is that then? surely if they're are allowed their clubs and ski's you should be allowed an allowance for your scuba gear

So should I then for my esoteric collection of rubber, latex and leather artists implements...

[The Spartan]

Don't get me started on excess luggage, ******* golfers and skiers get an extra allowance for equipment but as a scuba diver I have to pay

Why is that then? surely if they're are allowed their clubs and ski's you should be allowed an allowance for your scuba gear

[SimonMac]

yes they should - if I get charged an extra £20 or whatever for having a few extra kilo's of baggage why should I pay the same for my ticket as a 30 stone lardarse?

Hmm answer me that?

Don't get me started on excess luggage, ******* golfers and skiers get an extra allowance for equipment but as a scuba diver I have to pay

[SimonMac]

Does this mean next time I take my kids on a flight I should get a discount? In the past we have been charged a full price ticket for a baby as, in their words "a seat is a seat whether it is filled by an adult or child"

I was always under the assumption that these things were always evened out on a flight as for every fatty there would be a midget to balance them out

[Mich the Tester]

It's quite excessive how much they charge for each kg over the allowed weight

So you're owning up?

Well done! Very honourable of you sir!

[The Spartan]

It's quite excessive how much they charge for each kg over the allowed weight

[TimberWolf]

There's a couple of empty seats behind him. Maybe he's going from row to row eating people when no-one's looking?

[original PM]

yes they should - if I get charged an extra £20 or whatever for having a few extra kilo's of baggage why should I pay the same for my ticket as a 30 stone lardarse?

Hmm answer me that?