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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2012, 22:16
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.

You are just jealous because when you were born it was impossible to discern which arse to slap, the one in the middle or the one at the top.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 January 2012, 21:52
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.

in fact when giving birth, many women squeeze out a little poo (not suprising), which makes it all the more unfortunate for MF's parents.

they had a one in three and just lucked out I guess
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Paddy replied

11 January 2012, 21:47
When SB was born the nurse could not tell the difference between him and the placenta.
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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2012, 21:37
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either

Or an arse and an elbow.
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 20:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either

Waney. Major Loony has arrived people.
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AtW replied

11 January 2012, 20:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either

MF is usually playing the World's smallest violin.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 January 2012, 20:57
he cant tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle either
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EricBartlett replied

11 January 2012, 20:36
Originally posted by AtW View Post

The mods and admin are tied up for a few hours having a meal in a pub trying to figure out how to get CUK General under control, we've got a small window of opportunity just now to say all we want ...

I repeat:

Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post

'Kin 'ell!

You have thought about that "clever" pun all day and still decided it was worth it?

I bet your friends don't call you Razor do they?
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AtW replied

11 January 2012, 20:34
My mole reports that cojak is on skiing holiday in Alps completely cut off from modern communications!

Time to party lads like it's 1999
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AtW replied

11 January 2012, 20:31
Originally posted by eek View Post

No ideas as for rulers but may I vote for Suity as court jester.

it's already taken by this guy -

His special talents lie in the area of posting tulip all day long, making bad jokes and pretending he can play violin.
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eek replied

11 January 2012, 20:30
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You, outside!!!

No ideas regarding rulers but may I vote for Suity as court jester.
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AtW replied

11 January 2012, 20:30
Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post

You have thought about that "clever" pun all day and still decided it was worth it?

The mods and admin are tied up for a few hours having a meal in a pub trying to figure out how to get CUK General under control, we've got a small window of opportunity just now to say all we want ...
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AtW replied

11 January 2012, 20:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You should have checked with me Prof before starting a thread. Nothing happens on my manor without my say so.

You, outside!!!
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 20:26
You should have checked with me Prof before starting a thread. Nothing happens on my manor without my say so.
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EricBartlett replied

11 January 2012, 20:26
'Kin 'ell!

You have thought about that "clever" pun all day and still decided it was worth it?

I bet your friends don't call you Razor do they?
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