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FTFYOriginally posted by minestrone View PostManaged to get away with it, he bricked it and went to the other side of the family for his new years dinner. I will take that as a forfeit and a minestrone win.
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That's the way to do it. He had his chance.Originally posted by minestrone View PostManaged to get away with it, he went to the other side of the family for his new years dinner. I will take that as a forfeit and a minestrone win.
Sneaky is Best.
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Managed to get away with it, he went to the other side of the family for his new years dinner. I will take that as a forfeit and a minestrone win.
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It happened to a mate of mine.Originally posted by Churchill View PostPersonally I'd learn how to not issue challenges when I'm pissed if I were you.
He approached a bloke near a gay bar who was wearing a pink tie. 'You look like a queen, I'm a rookie but would you like to spend all knight watching porn and bashing my bishop?'
'WHAT???'
'er.... i said, do you fancy a game of chess'
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Personally I'd learn how to not issue challenges when I'm pissed if I were you.
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Arrange to play the equivilent ranked player in England.
feed him the jocks moves, then feed the other moves back.
that should fork him
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Problem is he plays for Scotland and has a ranking the same as a player I once got the better of after about 20 games.
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Who is this guy, just curious like ?
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My family motto is "Sneaky Is Best", so my advice is to cheat.
Can you get a decent chess app for your iPhone?
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You're a contractor, so tackle the problem with software: Shredder, Rybka or Fritz.Originally posted by minestrone View PostNumbnuts here has promised to thrash a relative at this game.
Problem is he plays for Scotland and has a ranking the same as a player I once got the better of after about 20 games.
I will be black so it is Petrosian for me, if I can get 6 moves in then I might have a chance.
You must win, as he's a Scott and they must remain downtrodden.
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He can say he's working on SKA 2, his mate will understand.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI'd start working on the excuses.
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Personally I would go for the Telephonus defence - arrange for him to receive a phone call - and swipe his pieces when he's not looking.
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Numbnuts here has promised to thrash a relative at this game.
Problem is he plays for Scotland and has a ranking the same as a player I once got the better of after about 20 games.
I will be black so it is Petrosian for me, if I can get 6 moves in then I might have a chance.Tags: None
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