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Previously on "New year's resolutions"

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  • russell
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    My real resolution is to quit alcohol,

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    Originally posted by russell

    I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.
    So you're applying this cream all over your body then?
    No, just his head

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    My resolution will be 1024 x 768
    Mines upto 2560x1440, it's a compenisatory thing.

    If it was my mother's resolution she would have me quit smoking, not happening yet.

    But I do plan to continue my sensible eating, once the Christmas binge is over.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.
    So you're applying this cream all over your body then?

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

    Oh God, unsee! unsee!
    You should be so lucky

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  • AtW
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    Get a new sofa.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

    Oh God, unsee! unsee!
    Aaarrrgghhh! I now have that image too.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post

    I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.
    I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

    Oh God, unsee! unsee!

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    WHS

    Sigh

    Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work
    I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.

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  • SimonMac
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    My resolution will be 1024 x 768

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

    I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

    I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.
    Fitter good, less time at work great, snowboarding excellent...but what about your cock, it deserves some attention, no?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

    Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts. ...
    WHS

    Sigh

    Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

    I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

    I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    That will make it 2 inches them
    When soft yes, which, lets face it, is 4 times bigger then yours at full attention.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.
    That will make it 2 inches them

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