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Only until 12:33 then I'm out of here like a beery curry evening the morning after.
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Was supposed to be working from home.
Was a dead loss. I had a gin & tonic in my hand by 12pm.
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Working, but on my Plan B so no invoicing. New paid work starts next week.
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Yay! another sockie!!Originally posted by sasguru mutant clone bot View Post!!/................................Beginning of transmission--
have no need to invoice. I simply spawn another asynchronous automated sub-process to trade for profit throughout the day.
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When I said sailing I meant land sailing, just the same but with wheels and it's a lot faster.Originally posted by milanbenes View PostGinge,
what about the Passat ? Remember, you gotta be innit to winnit
are you member of the uphill sailing club ?
Milan.
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Pretty sure it only works if it's dipping its beak into water.Originally posted by Troll View Post
Just have to figure out a way to keep the instant messaging thingy active whilst logged in - so it looks like I'm actually doing stuff
whadyathink about this - open up Word doc and get it tapping at keyboard - will that work or is there a more techie method?

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Oh and make sure it only types at 12 characters a minute you don't want it to look like your productivity has increased.Originally posted by Zippy View PostProbably, but yours is simple and elegant. Remember to turn off the web cam though
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Probably, but yours is simple and elegant. Remember to turn off the web cam thoughOriginally posted by Troll View Post
Just have to figure out a way to keep the instant messaging thingy active whilst logged in - so it looks like I'm actually doing stuff
whadyathink about this - open up Word doc and get it tapping at keyboard - will that work or is there a more techie method?

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Yes i'm at the clientco office today. Seems for the perms it's a social gathering and they won't stop talking about all the food they have eaten, TV they have been bored watching and how long they are spending in the gym today instead of being at their desks.
Tried to call my local tax office to talk about the lovely letter they sent me on Christmas Eve out of the blue. Seems they are playing the old game of "how many rings before they give up" ... happy days
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