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Originally posted by Bacchus View PostBut what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed
And you don't like films about gladiators
And you don't know how to bleed a radiator
And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)
How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?
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But what if
But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed
And you don't like films about gladiators
And you don't know how to bleed a radiator
And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)
How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...and make it funnier than that last pillock from France.
Sorry about the last one, I will try harder next time.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShould I be more balanced? I dont think passive would do in general so looks like aggressive it is. Could someone give me some tips please?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWell if he had asked for an unbalanced passive-aggressive drivel-poster I'm sure you would have leapt to post first
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostNah, Pooperscooper is bad enough going on about his new adopted homeland. We need someone from somewhere exotic.
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