Topical joke.

[northernladuk]

**** tulip bollocks norks

Much you crack me up... so funny....

[Mich the Tester]

I don't understand all this intelligent humour. Can't you put tulip, **** or bollox in there so I can find it funny as well?

**** tulip bollocks norks

[northernladuk]

and anybody who suggests Goldman Sachs are to blame is clearly an anti-semite, plotting along with the German to annex the Sudetenland, conquer the rest of Europe and commit genocide.

I don't understand all this intelligent humour. Can't you put tulip, **** or bollox in there so I can find it funny as well?

[Mich the Tester]

The joke should be; a German invites an Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek for a drink and asks them to pay.

The German owns a clip joint and the drinks are very expensive. They can’t afford for them so the German lends them the money at low interest because Goldman Sachs have just fiddled there accounts and credit rating. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek are so happy they decide to dink all night and the German is so happy until he finds out that Goldman Sachs has fiddled the books. The German tells the Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek that the inteest on his loan is now seven times higher. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek go home and tells their families that they cant afford food for the next twenty years.

and anybody who suggests Goldman Sachs are to blame is clearly an anti-semite, plotting along with the German to annex the Sudetenland, conquer the rest of Europe and commit genocide.

[TheFaQQer]

The joke should be; a German invites an Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek for a drink and asks them to pay.

The German owns a clip joint and the drinks are very expensive. They can’t afford for them so the German lends them the money at low interest because Goldman Sachs have just fiddled there accounts and credit rating. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek are so happy they decide to dink all night and the German is so happy until he finds out that Goldman Sachs has fiddled the books. The German tells the Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek that the inteest on his loan is now seven times higher. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek go home and tells their families that they cant afford food for the next twenty years.

Do you write the jokes for Sarah Teather MP?

[Paddy]

The joke should be; a German invites an Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek for a drink and asks them to pay.

The German owns a clip joint and the drinks are very expensive. They can’t afford for them so the German lends them the money at low interest because Goldman Sachs have just fiddled there accounts and credit rating. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek are so happy they decide to dink all night and the German is so happy until he finds out that Goldman Sachs has fiddled the books. The German tells the Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek that the inteest on his loan is now seven times higher. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek go home and tells their families that they cant afford food for the next twenty years.

[TheFaQQer]

Apparently things are so bad in Greece, they have stopped manufacture of taramasalata and hummous.

I remember hearing someone explaining that there was no way that a Tory-run government would allow the Greeks to go bust, because it would mean no hummus for dinner parties.

And north-sea hummus just isn't the same.

[gingerjedi]

Apparently things are so bad in Greece, they have stopped manufacture of taramasalata and hummous.

Pleas don't do the 'double dip' punchline.

[chef]

I think that is probably the worst joke I have ever heard. It certainly isn't funny, it's not clever or witty, it's not even worth a <groan> because it's bad, it's just tulipe.

As a German taxpaying member of the forum I think it's quite funny, tragic but funny

[BrilloPad]

I think that is probably the worst joke I have ever heard. It certainly isn't funny, it's not clever or witty, it's not even worth a <groan> because it's bad, it's just tulipe.

read through the joke thread - I have posted far far worse.

[MrRobin]

I think that is probably the worst joke I have ever heard. It certainly isn't funny, it's not clever or witty, it's not even worth a <groan> because it's bad, it's just tulipe.

[northernladuk]

I take it you have **** all to do today.

[BrilloPad]

A german who then sleeps with their wives.

[Arturo Bassick]

Was just sent this:


An Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek are in a bar.
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