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Previously on "Higgs Boson found....."

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    BBC News - LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

    LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

    But the LHC does not yet have enough data to claim a discovery.

    Presumably they need several more billion to find it?
    That must have been when I opened my sock drawer this month.

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  • BrilloPad
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    BBC News - LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

    LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

    But the LHC does not yet have enough data to claim a discovery.

    Presumably they need several more billion to find it?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I think you're getting confused between a particle accelerator and your tumble dryer.

    Easy mistake to make.
    They do look quite similar don't they?

    No, I blame the sock monster.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    It's what gives your socks mass.
    I know. But that doesn't mean it has a right to steal them.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.
    I think you're getting confused between a particle accelerator and your tumble dryer.

    Easy mistake to make.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.
    It's what gives your socks mass.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    It was in my sock drawer all the time, I hid it there and have decided to fess up.

    I'll put it back, promise.

    Yes, pub lunch-tastic!
    I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I'd rather find Mrs Higg's Bosom.

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  • stek
    started a topic Higgs Boson found.....

    Higgs Boson found.....

    It was in my sock drawer all the time, I hid it there and have decided to fess up.

    I'll put it back, promise.

    Yes, pub lunch-tastic!

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