Reply to: Dexter UK

[PAH]

Rockall?

Yes that would be ideal. Start off with two inmates and see how long it takes for two to become one. If it takes too long add another.

I predict the population would never get into double figures but the fish would be well fed.

Battle Rockall.

[PAH]

if we'd had any sense whatsoever, we'd have left the inmates here on this p*ssant little freezing cold island and we'd have buggered off to the sunny climes of Australia!

My parents occasionally remark how they should have taken the offer of the '10 pound poms' when they had the chance.

It can't be as good as the aussies make out or they wouldn't be over here working in the bars.

[billybiro]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

X <-- That's my cross next to your name on the ballot paper!

[billybiro]

They tried that with Australia and now a large portion of the UK would like to move there.

You know, you're dead right.

This alone, IMHO, demonstrates that the British are by far the biggest nation of imbecilic f*ckwits ever. All those years ago, if we'd had any sense whatsoever, we'd have left the inmates here on this p*ssant little freezing cold island and we'd have buggered off to the sunny climes of Australia!

[SimonMac]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

Only if you get John Anderson to Referee

[JoJoGabor]

Forget prison. If I were Prime Minister people like this would be forced into Gladiator camps for 4 weeks combat training. Then the final Saturday afternoon of ech month are forced to fight to the death in The Stadium of Light. Tickets would be sold to the general public for £50 a pop, with a 50% reduction for victims of crime. TV rights would be sold to Sky Sports and the profits ploughed into reducing the Government debt.

Who would vote for me?

[SimonMac]

Breaks are repairable. don't you mean smash. I believe the tool of choice is aluminium baseball bats, not that I have experience of that.

Meh, the provo's have had the right idea, drill out the kneecaps, will learn to walk again, but always have a limp, but then again I guess that means the poor soul will get Disablity Living Allowance and free parking where ever they go

[PAH]

How's about if we do like the US did with Gitmo and build these "super prisons" outside of the EU?

We've got hundreds of overseas territories we could use for just this!

They tried that with Australia and now a large portion of the UK would like to move there.

Maybe they should try somewhere a bit more bleak, like a small island way north of Scotland. Choosing somewhere full of deadly everything obviously wasn't bad enough.

[billybiro]

It is not bollox. The level of comfort in prisons and proximity to family means tough remote prisons cannot legally be built, EU will not allow it and no, we can't do anything about it as Gordon Brown signed all the paperwork on our behalf.

We are ruled by the EU, Westminster is a puppet govt with no powers.

How's about if we do like the US did with Gitmo and build these "super prisons" outside of the EU?

We've got hundreds of overseas territories we could use for just this!

[DimPrawn]

B0ll0x.

In any case UK can repeal that act - could have demanded and get it from EU if Cameron had a half witted negotiator.

It is not bollox. The level of comfort in prisons and proximity to family means tough remote prisons cannot legally be built, EU will not allow it and no, we can't do anything about it as Gordon Brown signed all the paperwork on our behalf.

We are ruled by the EU, Westminster is a puppet govt with no powers.

[AtW]

EU Human Rights law prevents this.

B0ll0x.

In any case UK can repeal that act - could have demanded and get it from EU if Cameron had a half witted negotiator.

[DimPrawn]

best thing the government could do is invest in a prison building program in cheap deprived areas to replace outdated prisons so they are cheaper to run, then sell off the prime sites current prisons are on to pay for it.

Increase the number of places significantly without increasing staff (think super prisons) , isolate prisoners so they can't get drugs and have a loo in every cell so they don't have to hand out compensation. Plus as the new prisons go up some awful scrotes like this can enjoy the stay they so desperately need.

More high security prisons so real scum don't end up in open prisons.

EU Human Rights law prevents this.

[vetran]

best thing the government could do is invest in a prison building program in cheap deprived areas to replace outdated prisons so they are cheaper to run, then sell off the prime sites current prisons are on to pay for it.

Increase the number of places significantly without increasing staff (think super prisons) , isolate prisoners so they can't get drugs and have a loo in every cell so they don't have to hand out compensation. Plus as the new prisons go up some awful scrotes like this can enjoy the stay they so desperately need.

More high security prisons so real scum don't end up in open prisons.

[billybiro]

Surely the Judge is to blame as well for being such a soft touch

Yup. That's Dexter UK Episode 2!

[amcdonald]

Surely the Judge is to blame as well for being such a soft touch