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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Postdon't bring in Bob Buddha as he'll just say if he misses it the first time, he'll pick it up on the 2nd time round.
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I remember hearing once (might have been an urban myth though!) that in Saudi they built a huge desalination plant. Never bothered to maintain it or anything because they're attitude was its 'Allahs Will' if it keeps going.
Apparently, in the end, it did pack up cos they never maintained it.
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You need to bring in Bob Mohammed to have a word with Bob Shawadiwadi and see out of the two plans 'Vishnu provides' or 'Allahu Akbar!' is best.Originally posted by JoJoGabor View PostI thought I'd seen it all, but today witnessed a born again Bob who told a colleague who was looking at DR plans that he didn't need to document anything, when challenged that he has to, in case he "Got hit by a bus" Bob replied, I am not going to get hit by a bus because I am a child of God! Wtf?
Should we remove that risk from the project then, now we've cleared that one up?
Whatever you do though don't bring in Bob Buddha as he'll just say if he misses it the first time, he'll pick it up on the 2nd time round.
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Born again Bob
I thought I'd seen it all, but today witnessed a born again Bob who told a colleague who was looking at DR plans that he didn't need to document anything, when challenged that he has to, in case he "Got hit by a bus" Bob replied, I am not going to get hit by a bus because I am a child of God! Wtf?
Should we remove that risk from the project then, now we've cleared that one up?Tags: None
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