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Previously on "Things to do whilst in an MRI scanner."

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.

    Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.
    On the appointment sheet they said I could have music but when I got there they only had ear protectors. Which were only mildly effective.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    eyes x-rayed
    two words that should never be in the same sentence.

    factoid. Did you know, during the first days of RADAR sailors who remained too close to the waveguide would suffer terrible effects. Most popular was liquid in the eye boiling. nasty.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Tell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouch
    Titanium is ok, I had to have my eyes x-rayed as I had worked in a manufacturing environment 10 years ago!

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  • scooterscot
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    Tell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouch

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.

    Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.
    I lost my love of Led Zep when the surgeon put some on when I went in for the snip.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

    Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.
    I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.

    Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.

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  • GreenLabel
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

    Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.
    Nah, your thinking is right. The MRI is the noisy one.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    One of the subjects on last night's orgasmic epic got herself off just by thinking about mucky things.

    Took her 40 minutes though.

    Which, it must be said, was a bit quicker than my last GF managed even with a good deal of stimulation.

    <ZG in "almost killed me" mode>
    Maybe you were just rubbish at it?!

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  • darmstadt
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    I've got a CT scan tomorrow, should I think rude thoughts?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    They are loud.
    I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

    Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    What are?

    Fat orgasmic chocolate eating shoe & handbag buying wimmin?
    Them too. Interrupts the thought processes of imagining it's someone else.

    So she told me anyway.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do we finally have an explanation for the 'uggs' phenomenon?
    Wimmin like to wear granny boots ?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Females can have an orgasm???

    Is that caused by excess shopping?
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Shoes, mate, and handbags.
    Do we finally have an explanation for the 'uggs' phenomenon?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I snuck a frying pan and an egg into the last one.

    Made a mess I can tell ya.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    Hang on, I'll ask the one sat next to me.
    Ow!

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