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Things to do whilst in an MRI scanner.
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Them too. Interrupts the thought processes of imagining it's someone else.Originally posted by zeitghostWhat are?
Fat orgasmic chocolate eating shoe & handbag buying wimmin?
So she told me anyway.Comment
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I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThey are loud.
Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.Comment
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I've got a CT scan tomorrow, should I think rude thoughts?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Maybe you were just rubbish at it?!Originally posted by zeitghostOne of the subjects on last night's orgasmic epic got herself off just by thinking about mucky things.
Took her 40 minutes though.
Which, it must be said, was a bit quicker than my last GF managed even with a good deal of stimulation.
<ZG in "almost killed me" mode>Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Nah, your thinking is right. The MRI is the noisy one.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI've had an MRI scan and it's loud.
Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI've had an MRI scan and it's loud.
Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.
Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I lost my love of Led Zep when the surgeon put some on when I went in for the snip.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.
Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.Comment
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Tell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouch"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Titanium is ok, I had to have my eyes x-rayed as I had worked in a manufacturing environment 10 years ago!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostTell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouchScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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