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Things to do whilst in an MRI scanner.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do we finally have an explanation for the 'uggs' phenomenon?
    Wimmin like to wear granny boots ?
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      What are?

      Fat orgasmic chocolate eating shoe & handbag buying wimmin?
      Them too. Interrupts the thought processes of imagining it's someone else.

      So she told me anyway.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        They are loud.
        I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

        Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.

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          #14
          I've got a CT scan tomorrow, should I think rude thoughts?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            One of the subjects on last night's orgasmic epic got herself off just by thinking about mucky things.

            Took her 40 minutes though.

            Which, it must be said, was a bit quicker than my last GF managed even with a good deal of stimulation.

            <ZG in "almost killed me" mode>
            Maybe you were just rubbish at it?!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

              Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.
              Nah, your thinking is right. The MRI is the noisy one.
              You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                I've had an MRI scan and it's loud.

                Or am I thinking of the other one, the CAT scan? I had one of those as well.
                I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.

                Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  I had one 2 weeks ago, yes it's loud.

                  Did you get to choose music? I had Led Zep which sounded like it was being played from an old tape deck that had worn out.
                  I lost my love of Led Zep when the surgeon put some on when I went in for the snip.

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                    #19
                    Tell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouch
                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Tell the Dr you did have a metal hip replacement. ouch
                      Titanium is ok, I had to have my eyes x-rayed as I had worked in a manufacturing environment 10 years ago!
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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