Reply to: Linux is a European threat to American computers...

[The Master]

There are two reliable methods for modelling the internet.

1. Average User Intelligence is inversely propotional to Total Number of Users.

2. Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = F**kwad.

I think Sturgeon's Law is a remarkable piece of prescience, formulated as it was before the web came along:

99% of everything is crap

[DaveB]

Well i had a concept of irony but after so many years online and seeing so much stupid, idiotic and plain "what reality do you live on" crazy crap written seriously, i seem to have lost it

There are two reliable methods for modelling the internet.

1. Average User Intelligence is inversely propotional to Total Number of Users.

2. Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = F**kwad.

The second model can be described graphically as below :

[Not So Wise]

They have no concept of irony.

Well i had a concept of irony but after so many years online and seeing so much stupid, idiotic and plain "what reality do you live on" crazy crap written seriously, i seem to have lost it

[Hart-floot]

IDrop nukes on Ikea, the capital of Europe, and put an end to this communist mayhem!

Always thought the "service culture" in IKEA stores was reminiscent of the old Soviet days. No i now why

[Gold Dalek]

One for Chico mentioned on the site!!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[bored]

I like it when in the middle of comments someone digs out that the blog itself is hosted on Linux, but people still won't get it and try to argue

[Fleetwood]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DimPrawn
The best bit is thick septics arguing with the guy.
That's got to be the typo of the day

septic tank - yank

[MrsGoof]

I liked this post

All Europeans are naked commie bastards! All hail to the US - the French and British colony from Hell! Land of the free and the outcasts from Europe. Protectors of slavery and racism.

Drop nukes on Ikea, the capital of Europe, and put an end to this communist mayhem!

[Jakes Daddy]

And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.

Well, what do you know ! And there was me thinking that Bin Laden was a bad guy plotting against the West, but all along he's the same as us ! All he wants to do it sit and watch Mickey Mouse

[Statistician]

Amusing read... Those crazy yanks are getting worse.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006...computers.html

This could be the plot of some cheap Hollywood flick.

[TheMonkey]

What gets me is how few people who read it can spot that the site is satire and not real... most of them yanks too

That's usual. Real satire and sarcasm, i.e post-Benny Hill hasn't made it to America yet. They still insist in packing several-hundred awkwardly joined jokes into crap export material (read Friends, Frasier and Will and Grace etc).

Their basic intent is to make your face hurt, not amuse you.

[Spacecadet]

What gets me is how few people who read it can spot that the site is satire and not real... most of them yanks too

[TheMonkey]

The best bit is thick septics arguing with the guy.

That's got to be the typo of the day

[DimPrawn]

The best bit is thick septics arguing with the guy.

They have no concept of irony.

I do like this bit

Yes, Linux is a primative European clone; It is much less capable than Windows. In fact it omits features that were standard in Windows back in 1998; For example Linux has no built-in anti-virus or anti-spyware software.

You cannot even buy popular utilities like Norton Security to compensate for this fact. There are no tools for common tasks like defragging a hard disk. God knows what you would use to send a fax or make a website. You cannot even get Front Page for Linux.

[Spacecadet]

hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha

I really can't stop laughing

even http://www.whitehouse.org/ couldn't make that pile of sh*te up

edit: it is made up... d'oh