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[Cliphead]

I meant the seller said it was redecorated

Exactly.

[AtW]

First impressions count. Fail.

I meant the seller said it was redecorated

[Mr.Whippy]

First impressions count. Fail.

WHS

Also, some of the rooms have so much tulip in, you'd struggle to get in to take a look.

[Cliphead]

Oh FFS, are you thick of what? The description of the property is clear:

"This large extended four bedroom semi detached house includes: NEW KITCHEN NEW BATHROOM NEW DOORS REDECORATION NEW TILING NEW CARPETS YOU CHOOSE THE RANGE, COLOURS & STYLES. ALL FITTED BEFORE YOU MOVE IN. "

First impressions count. Fail.

[AtW]

Is that a joke? Looks like a bomb went off in the kitchen... The Meat Loaf banner above the bed is a nice touch though

Oh FFS, are you thick of what? The description of the property is clear:

"This large extended four bedroom semi detached house includes: NEW KITCHEN NEW BATHROOM NEW DOORS REDECORATION NEW TILING NEW CARPETS YOU CHOOSE THE RANGE, COLOURS & STYLES. ALL FITTED BEFORE YOU MOVE IN. "

[beaker]

From a thread on one of the doom-mongers forums :

4 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Fabian Crescent, SOLIHULL, West Midlands, B90

You would think they'd have had a tidy up before the estate agent came round....loving the bedroom wall though

Is that a joke? Looks like a bomb went off in the kitchen... The Meat Loaf banner above the bed is a nice touch though

[AtW]

Nice house -

7 bedroom detached house for sale in Harborough House, 44 Wellington Road, Edgbaston, Birmingham, B15

[Mr.Whippy]

From a thread on one of the doom-mongers forums :

4 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Fabian Crescent, SOLIHULL, West Midlands, B90

You would think they'd have had a tidy up before the estate agent came round....loving the bedroom wall though

[AtW]

I'll wait a little longer then whilst driving a quickly depreciating new motor

[eek]

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[DimPrawn]

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