Cant wait to try these :-)

[TimberWolf]

Sounds like a recipe for more penis strangulation. As if condoms aren't already most ably suited to the task.

[SneakySimon]

Inside out?

Maybe if you put it on inside out, it will "tighten things up" for your older partner?

[badger7579]

Hang on, are you openly admitting you require "assistance" to aid performance?

Every little helps

[DimPrawn]

Hang on, are you openly admitting you require "assistance" to aid performance?

That's what I was thinking.


I'll stick to my favourite brand thanks.

Durex Comfort XL

[d000hg]

I immediately thought of the most hilarious,disgusting, perverted, filthy and wrong joke when I read this

but as there are ladies present

Was it to do with his signature?

[SimonMac]

Reckitt May Target Futura for

Durex condoms made by partner Reckitt Benckiser Group Plc will contain a dose of Futura’s Zanifil gel inside the tip, boosting blood flow within the penis. The product results in firmer, larger and longer-lasting erections for men who may find wearing condoms challenging, according to Futura.

Hang on, are you openly admitting you require "assistance" to aid performance?

[EternalOptimist]

I immediately thought of the most hilarious,disgusting, perverted, filthy and wrong joke when I read this

but as there are ladies present

[d000hg]

Now you just need to find a woman. Does "I want to test these new condoms" work as a chat-up line?

[badger7579]

Reckitt May Target Futura for

Durex condoms made by partner Reckitt Benckiser Group Plc will contain a dose of Futura’s Zanifil gel inside the tip, boosting blood flow within the penis. The product results in firmer, larger and longer-lasting erections for men who may find wearing condoms challenging, according to Futura.