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He may bring the kids.Originally posted by sasguru View PostOn the other hand if he does attend it will be easy to spot the CUK group: just look for the fat gimp who looks like he's about to burst into tears.
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On the other hand if he does attend it will be easy to spot the CUK group: just look for the fat gimp who looks like he's about to burst into tears.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
He wont find his way there, end up going to some red light area, come back on here and whinge and moan that it was all the fault of the people organising the meet.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThe Counting House, Cornhill. Friday, from 6ish. Don't forget Secret Santa. All welcome. Even suity.
He wont find his way there, end up going to some red light area, come back on here and whinge and moan that it was all the fault of the people organising the meet.
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The Counting House, Cornhill. Friday, from 6ish. Don't forget Secret Santa. All welcome. Even suity.Originally posted by doodab View PostOoh, where is it? I seem to remember saying I would come.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDid I say I now might not be coming
In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make itOriginally posted by SimonMacViaPMMy Darling Suity,
I long to hear from you again, my breath is caught, my heart skips a beat when I see you postsThen after giving some non commital answers many many timesOriginally posted by SimonMacViaPMYou gonna make it to the christmas do?
Love, snogs and grope
Your Simon xxx
<disclaimer>The quotations in this post may have been edited for effect or quoted entirely out of context</discaimer>Originally posted by SimonMacViaPMHappy days would be good even if you can.pip in for a swift one one the way home!
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I am not one for retaliations but if the perpotrators of this outrage are brought to book they should have their mens private parts microwaved on full power for 15 minutes.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDid I say I now might not be coming
In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make it
I forgot about that.
Perhaps you should invite SY02. She wears the trousers, so it means SY01 will have to stay home and look after the brood.
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Did I say I now might not be coming
In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make it
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