Move over Suity....

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suityou01 replied

5 December 2011, 11:54
Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View Post

As a rule of thumb, if my allfiction is stomach related I will not leave the house for fear of needing emergency bathroom visit in public.

I strongly recommend you find your nearest wellness centre and arrange a consultation with medical proffessional.

Or just get to work. Tell them the black eye was given while acosting some hooded youth robbing an old granny's handbag, that you saved the day and are a hero. Then invoice.

HTH
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Hill Station Murthy replied

5 December 2011, 10:52
As a rule of thumb, if my allfiction is stomach related I will not leave the house for fear of needing emergency bathroom visit in public.

I strongly recommend you find your nearest wellness centre and arrange a consultation with medical proffessional.
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Netraider replied

5 December 2011, 10:39
Man Flu - The Thruth
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SimonMac replied

5 December 2011, 09:55
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Did I mention I feel tickety-boo and have done for weeks?

I hope you get raped by a tree!
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suityou01 replied

5 December 2011, 09:26
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Woke up this morning with a pounding headache, not normally one to take any kind of tablets, not even the natural herbal tulip stuff but threw a handful down my neck as I couldn't have the light on it was too bright, get to the bathroom and I appear to have a black eye. Seems the irritant that had been causing my contact lenses so much problems over the weekend continued and I had rubbed my eyes so hard it had caused bruising. Get to the train station car park and the tablets from earlier was brought back up along with the rest of the contents of my stomach.

I don't think I will last the full day here at Client Co

Did I mention I feel tickety-boo and have done for weeks?
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SimonMac replied

5 December 2011, 08:54
Originally posted by zeitghost

It could be the very rare one sided Black Death.

You mean the "ack Death"?
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fullyautomatix replied

5 December 2011, 08:47
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I'm no medical expert but it sounds like the Black Death to me.

When I had a cold in September, the first symptom I noticed was eye related.

I am fairly well versed in medical problems and this looks like a renal failure to me. It cant be Black Death because both the eyes are not blacked out.
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TimberWolf replied

5 December 2011, 08:40
I'm no medical expert but it sounds like the Black Death to me.

When I had a cold in September, the first symptom I noticed was eye related.
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SimonMac started a topic Move over Suity....

5 December 2011, 08:34
Move over Suity....

Woke up this morning with a pounding headache, not normally one to take any kind of tablets, not even the natural herbal tulip stuff but threw a handful down my neck as I couldn't have the light on it was too bright, get to the bathroom and I appear to have a black eye. Seems the irritant that had been causing my contact lenses so much problems over the weekend continued and I had rubbed my eyes so hard it had caused bruising. Get to the train station car park and the tablets from earlier was brought back up along with the rest of the contents of my stomach.

I don't think I will last the full day here at Client Co
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