Sarkozy and Cameron

[TimberWolf]

So ideally one wants to be going for a number three?

That's my favourite. Satisfying, good plop and you don't even need to wipe your arse. But their solution will be 7.

Edit, forgot context/joke.

[doodab]

As is happens there is a quantitative method of classifying its future shape:

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

Bristol Stool Scale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So ideally one wants to be going for a number three?

[TimberWolf]

The Paris talks came ahead of a crucial meeting of European leaders next week about the future shape of the EU.

As is happens there is a quantitative method of classifying its future shape:

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

Bristol Stool Scale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Doggy Styles]

Wife-swapping.

[BrilloPad]

Meeting now to discuss refounding of Europe, wonder if Dave will stand strong or fold.

I can't see it making any difference to the UK. But DC wants to appear a global leader and put his weight about. I suppose its better than dealing with all the issues the UK has.

[petergriffin]

Does Sarkozy count for anything at the moment? What's the point of speaking to the servant when the master won't listen?

[OwlHoot]

Meeting now to discuss refounding of Europe, wonder if Dave will stand strong or fold.

Being the whiney wimp he is, he'll take the least scary option rather than the boldest.

Question is is he more scared of Sarkozy & co or his own party and British voters?

[petergriffin]

Britain's position at the moment is irrelevant. Not even the Germans want to bail out Euroland. I think they have either a plan B and let the Euro collapse and go back to the DM (a consistent part of CDU has always been against the Euro) or it's simply the case of desperate housewife Angela not having a clue. Either cases it's quite likely that the Germans will deliver a massive depression. Danke schoen!

[doodab]

Dave will declare that we are joining the euro with the exchange rate at parity. Devaluing the currency will help us boom, house prices are corrected overnight and the proles will be happy with twice as many bank holidays and not getting screwed on fx every time they go on holiday.

[russell]

He'll pretend he won't understand a word, come back to Britain and blame Sarko. What Dav Cam does well is the blame game

ABC - Anyone But Cameron to blame. Sarkosy will tell him, you are either fully in the Euro or not.

[petergriffin]

He'll pretend he won't understand a word, come back to Britain and blame Sarko. What Dav Cam does well is the blame game

[russell]

Meeting now to discuss refounding of Europe, wonder if Dave will stand strong or fold.