Free Food.

[wobbegong]

"Chan-ces of A-li-ens com-ing to earrrrrth, are a million-to-one, they sayyyyy..."

Chances of an attractive (slim) female posting on a IT forum are a billion-to-one they say...

"Chan-ces of anything com-ing from Mars, are a million-to-one, he said..."

Sorry JM, but you can't mess with the classics.

[Jeff Maginty]

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[d000hg]

She's also 500 posts short so it would seem better to plan for next year.

[MarillionFan]

Because she's reached the menopause.

That, or puberty.

[DimPrawn]

Why is 'alreadypacked' posting the same odd message on different threads?

Because she's reached the menopause.

[RobertRice]

Please stop doing this. It's getting quite tiresome seeing this on every thread I read. And besides... who cares what your post-count is! A high post-count is more a badge of shame than of honour.

Why is 'alreadypacked' posting the same odd message on different threads?

[Jeff Maginty]

..

[alreadypacked]

Thought I should try to become Godlike for my birthday, but I may have left it a bit late.



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P.S. some thread domination too.

[Paddy]

I wish I hadn't eaten all those sarnies.



And some of 'em were egg.



Lets hope it doesn't develop into

Ready for a smelly fart on the metro

[zeitghost]

I wish I hadn't eaten all those sarnies.



And some of 'em were egg.



Lets hope it doesn't develop into