Reply to: Train Etiquette

[NickFitz]

First rule of public transport: just ignore it...

[Troll]

you seen the bird on the bodyform advert pushing her way to the front of a tube train queue

Not a very good advert for manners - and something that does seem to happen all too often with young/middle aged wimmin on mainline and tubes these days

personally pushed back one on the tube who was most affronted to be challenged

Good manners cost nothing

[stek]

I like to keep an empty Starbucks cup in my bag and leave it on its side on the seat next to me. Usually guarantees me a bit of personal space. Failing that, anything that looks like it might have leaked on the seat.

Four tins of Special Brew clear a table seat for me....

[Alf W]

I like to keep an empty Starbucks cup in my bag and leave it on its side on the seat next to me. Usually guarantees me a bit of personal space. Failing that, anything that looks like it might have leaked on the seat.

[Zippy]

Gricer put your sockie away, it's showing!

You've seen his ticket?

[SimonMac]

Don't worry son. It's hereditary.

What I am gonna be laughing at your tiny dick too? Or do you mean your mum has a tiny dick too?

[MarillionFan]

Still laughing at your tiny dick

Don't worry son. It's hereditary.

[SimonMac]

I've seen that.

How is your mum by the way?

Still laughing at your tiny dick

[MarillionFan]

Anal Adventures in Wonderland?

I've seen that.

How is your mum by the way?

[SimonMac]

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Anal Adventures in Wonderland?

[mudskipper]

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Lion King?

[MarillionFan]

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Star Wars.

[Jeff Maginty]

..

[mudskipper]

Really?

No. Watch it, sled boy.

[MarillionFan]

No. I made it up.

Really? Wow! What a .