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NickFitz replied

1 December 2011, 00:44
First rule of public transport: just ignore it...
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Troll replied

1 December 2011, 00:00
you seen the bird on the bodyform advert pushing her way to the front of a tube train queue

Not a very good advert for manners - and something that does seem to happen all too often with young/middle aged wimmin on mainline and tubes these days

personally pushed back one on the tube who was most affronted to be challenged

Good manners cost nothing
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stek replied

30 November 2011, 23:54
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

I like to keep an empty Starbucks cup in my bag and leave it on its side on the seat next to me. Usually guarantees me a bit of personal space. Failing that, anything that looks like it might have leaked on the seat.

Four tins of Special Brew clear a table seat for me....
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Alf W replied

30 November 2011, 23:48
I like to keep an empty Starbucks cup in my bag and leave it on its side on the seat next to me. Usually guarantees me a bit of personal space. Failing that, anything that looks like it might have leaked on the seat.
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Zippy replied

30 November 2011, 23:08
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Gricer put your sockie away, it's showing!

You've seen his ticket?
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SimonMac replied

30 November 2011, 22:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Don't worry son. It's hereditary.

What I am gonna be laughing at your tiny dick too? Or do you mean your mum has a tiny dick too?

Last edited by SimonMac; 30 November 2011, 22:50.
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MarillionFan replied

30 November 2011, 22:39
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Still laughing at your tiny dick

Don't worry son. It's hereditary.
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SimonMac replied

30 November 2011, 22:38
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've seen that.

How is your mum by the way?

Still laughing at your tiny dick
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MarillionFan replied

30 November 2011, 22:36
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Anal Adventures in Wonderland?

I've seen that.

How is your mum by the way?
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SimonMac replied

30 November 2011, 22:35
Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Anal Adventures in Wonderland?
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mudskipper replied

30 November 2011, 22:32
Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Lion King?
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MarillionFan replied

30 November 2011, 22:29
Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

"Well of course! I made it up. 'Cause I got nothin' here. You're givin' me baseball and hockey. My keeyster's blowin' in the wind..."

Can you guess which legendary classic film this is from?

Star Wars.
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Jeff Maginty replied

30 November 2011, 22:26
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Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:51.
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mudskipper replied

30 November 2011, 22:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Really?

No. Watch it, sled boy.
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MarillionFan replied

30 November 2011, 22:05
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

No. I made it up.

Really? Wow! What a .
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