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you have the option of walking out and making use of a now empty bar when that happensOriginally posted by russell View PostI would hate to see you guys at a stand up show, "Errrrr that joke isn't funny because you asserted a false premise"
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Fenton!!!!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt's not our fault that even when you use someone else's jokes, they aren't funny.
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I would hate to see you guys at a stand up show, "Errrrr that joke isn't funny because you asserted a false premise"
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Jesus Christ.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.
Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.
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Originally posted by russell View PostAfter first yearly assessment, got my second (!) star on my badge and have graduated from fry-racking to cleaning the loos!



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Empty Room
Originally posted by d000hg View PostDid you make that one yourself Russell? Because it doesn't make sense, the room isn't full so the joke falls on its arse.
Anyway, if this means you'll be on CUK less, congratulations!
Must be at least 1 person in there - the photographer.
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Aye calm down, I was talking about the folks posting about London Bank cuts.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.
So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.
Conngrats on the new gig though
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Nope, jokes like those should have a double meaning. "All the people who think you are funny" could work, but "full of people who think you're funny" doesn't work, because "full" isn't true.Originally posted by russell View PostErrr that's the whole point of the joke, have you ever been tested for Asbergers Syndrome, they have trouble with humour?
Maybe ask someone to vet your jokes in future.
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As far as I am aware there are only three real Scottish posters.
1) Minestrone
2) Cliphead
3) TestMangler.
And between them they own every other Scottish sockie of which I believe there are 175 active ones at the last count.
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Wrong again. Some of us, who were working at the same bank you claimed to be at, got extensions and rate rises when you were claiming that 'all contractors weren't getting renewed' and have subsequently got new gigs in banks with rate rises and extensions.Originally posted by russell View PostNo rate cut, which is more than can said of the folks working at the banks.
So, yet again, you are talking out of your arse.
Conngrats on the new gig though
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