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Sasguru would make an interesting case for a Psychologist. With all his projections, defence mechanisms and narcissism which try to hide his insecurities.
It's not your fault Sas.
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I've got a PGDip (and some PG Tips) from the neighbouring tulipe Creek Polytechnic, Nebraska. I think we must have been neighbours; were you the guy who drank 14 pints of alligator blood in the Students Union?Originally posted by zeitghostI've got a PhD.
It's from tulipe Creek University, Nebraska.
Damn good evening that one.
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You fancy him don't you. Ok, ok. If the Xmas room thing is in an issue, I'll get my own, you can bunk up with Russell.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
(also shameless pad so I can beat Russell)
Use protection though.
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Originally posted by doodab View Postd000hg - 1 post
simonmac 1 post
russell - 1 post
TestMangler - 2 posts
doodab - 2 posts
dim prawn - 2 posts
MF - 2 posts
brillo pad - 2 posts
And the winner (by a handsome margin) is
sasguru - 4 posts
(note that this predates the sneaky edit you made after you realised what you had said)
(also shameless pad so I can beat Russell)
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWHS.
Sasguru is the longest running CUK troll. Never ever has he contributed an ounce of sense beyond a single sentence reply of "cretin" and "village idiot" and the occasional post about how brilliant he is.
What a complete non entity he is,
20K+ posts
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I see your MSC and raise you one PHD.Originally posted by zeitghostI've got a PhD.
It's from tulipe Creek University, Nebraska.
Bugger I was only holding two CSE's.
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Whereas your posts are the pinnacle of intellectual achievement?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWHS.
Sasguru is the longest running CUK troll. Never ever has he contributed an ounce of sense beyond a single sentence reply of "cretin" and "village idiot" and the occasional post about how brilliant he is.
What a complete non entity he is,


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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere you go OG, there's your nominations for CUK cretins: anyone who's posted on this thread.



d000hg - 1 post
simonmac 1 post
russell - 1 post
TestMangler - 2 posts
doodab - 2 posts
dim prawn - 2 posts
MF - 2 posts
brillo pad - 2 posts
And the winner (by a handsome margin) is
sasguru - 4 posts
(note that this predates the sneaky edit you made after you realised what you had said)
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There you go OG, there's your nominations for CUK cretins: anyone who's posted on this thread.



Apart from me of course.
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University of Eco Shed. Not exactly red brick, more creosote plank.
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What? Delhi???Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHes currently getting an Msc from one of those universities where you just have to pay £500.
HTH
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