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Previously on "Note to forum cretins"

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Sasguru would make an interesting case for a Psychologist. With all his projections, defence mechanisms and narcissism which try to hide his insecurities.

    It's not your fault Sas.
    Thanks for that pop psychology, cretin.

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  • russell
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    Sasguru would make an interesting case for a Psychologist. With all his projections, defence mechanisms and narcissism which try to hide his insecurities.

    It's not your fault Sas.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    All those years of honing your intellect and the best you can come with as a witty riposte is petty, meaningless discrimination?
    There are limits to what even the finest universities can achieve.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    What top university was that? The Supernatural University?
    All those years of honing your intellect and the best you can come with as a witty riposte is petty, meaningless discrimination?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've got a PhD.

    It's from tulipe Creek University, Nebraska.
    I've got a PGDip (and some PG Tips) from the neighbouring tulipe Creek Polytechnic, Nebraska. I think we must have been neighbours; were you the guy who drank 14 pints of alligator blood in the Students Union?

    Damn good evening that one.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    (also shameless pad so I can beat Russell)
    You fancy him don't you. Ok, ok. If the Xmas room thing is in an issue, I'll get my own, you can bunk up with Russell.

    Use protection though.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    d000hg - 1 post
    simonmac 1 post
    russell - 1 post
    TestMangler - 2 posts
    doodab - 2 posts
    dim prawn - 2 posts
    MF - 2 posts
    brillo pad - 2 posts

    And the winner (by a handsome margin) is

    sasguru - 4 posts

    (note that this predates the sneaky edit you made after you realised what you had said)


    (also shameless pad so I can beat Russell)

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    WHS.

    Sasguru is the longest running CUK troll. Never ever has he contributed an ounce of sense beyond a single sentence reply of "cretin" and "village idiot" and the occasional post about how brilliant he is.

    What a complete non entity he is,
    20K+ posts

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've got a PhD.

    It's from tulipe Creek University, Nebraska.
    I see your MSC and raise you one PHD.

    Bugger I was only holding two CSE's.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    WHS.

    Sasguru is the longest running CUK troll. Never ever has he contributed an ounce of sense beyond a single sentence reply of "cretin" and "village idiot" and the occasional post about how brilliant he is.

    What a complete non entity he is,
    Whereas your posts are the pinnacle of intellectual achievement?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    There you go OG, there's your nominations for CUK cretins: anyone who's posted on this thread.

    d000hg - 1 post
    simonmac 1 post
    russell - 1 post
    TestMangler - 2 posts
    doodab - 2 posts
    dim prawn - 2 posts
    MF - 2 posts
    brillo pad - 2 posts

    And the winner (by a handsome margin) is

    sasguru - 4 posts

    (note that this predates the sneaky edit you made after you realised what you had said)

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  • sasguru
    replied
    There you go OG, there's your nominations for CUK cretins: anyone who's posted on this thread.


    Apart from me of course.

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  • DimPrawn
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    University of Eco Shed. Not exactly red brick, more creosote plank.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Hes currently getting an Msc from one of those universities where you just have to pay £500.

    HTH
    What? Delhi???

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    SO which "Top" universities have you been to genius?
    Hes currently getting an Msc from one of those universities where you just have to pay £500.

    HTH

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