Originally posted by xoggoth
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Hmmm....2 nostrils....the size of aircraft hangars.....can only mean one thing.....DP with a nose...now that is pure classjust that nose, I'm afraid I lost control
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I couldn't see why a perfectly normal sexual comment on a human female sounded like me either. As for the geek's list, it wasn't so much Manilow himself, just that nose, I'm afraid I lost control. I try not to mention it.
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Thanks BGG. I feel better now.Originally posted by Board Game GeekWen,
If you were beginning to sound like Xog, then you would have mentioned
1) Gastropod mating rituals using WD40 and nitroglycerine
2) Enormous behinds, with enough flesh to fill a King-Sized duvet
3) The Chav next-door neighbours which you finally decided to eat
4) The Barry Manilow "incident" that Xog has repressed all these years, but which I have managed to piece together from his Xoggoth Tales
So, is Barry Manilow a chav town near Cardiff?
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Wen,
If you were beginning to sound like Xog, then you would have mentioned
1) Gastropod mating rituals using WD40 and nitroglycerine
2) Enormous behinds, with enough flesh to fill a King-Sized duvet
3) The Chav next-door neighbours which you finally decided to eat
4) The Barry Manilow "incident" that Xog has repressed all these years, but which I have managed to piece together from his Xoggoth TalesLast edited by Board Game Geek; 30 April 2006, 04:50.
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It probably includes me, but I've been playing cricket all day at Olney.
It's a bit chilly up there, where the Siberian breeze blows unchecked across the fens.
The photographer from their local press is fit though. She made the visit well worth while. Oh dear, I'm beginning to sound like xog.
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