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Previously on "The hardest gym class ever (whilst trying to impress Lycra donned totty)"

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You mean 'burpees' I think. If I ever meet someone claiming to have invented that exercise I will strangle him.
    Burpees = Squat thrusts != Squat jumps

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    possibly - are 'burpees' squat followed by a jump bringing your knees as high as possible, killer ....
    Yep, horrible. A favourite of PE teachers and rugby fitness coaches who were previously sergeant majors.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You mean 'burpees' I think. If I ever meet someone claiming to have invented that exercise I will strangle him.
    possibly - are 'burpees' squat followed by a jump bringing your knees as high as possible, killer ....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Trying to decide tonight between:

    Circuits then Boxercise,

    or,

    Body Pump followed by Body Attack.

    Lightweight......
    You should probably stick to lifting a couple of sponge cakes on either end of a bamboo stick.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Trying to decide tonight between:

    Circuits then Boxercise,

    or,

    Body Pump followed by Body Attack.

    Lightweight......

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    you want to try jumping squats - they are the real killer
    You mean 'burpees' I think. If I ever meet someone claiming to have invented that exercise I will strangle him.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    you want to try jumping squats - they are the real killer
    nah, squat thrusts is what makes me want to puke, I think its the quick changes in orientation combined with the intense ab work that gets me ready to vom

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I think you used the wrong account Wilmslow.
    Can't be Wilmslow:

    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    I've just started at a big financial

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    you want to try jumping squats - they are the real killer

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Its squat thrusts which always get me wanting to barf.
    you want to try jumping squats - they are the real killer

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Its squat thrusts which always get me wanting to barf.
    You should stand behind someone more attractive then.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wimp.

    Try jingle-jangles if you want to be a Barfmeister.

    Jingle Jangles | FitnessNews | Rugby News
    Its squat thrusts which always get me wanting to barf.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    What sort of puff does jingle jangles
    Somebody who plays with funny shaped balls.

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  • FiveTimes
    replied
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wimp.

    Try jingle-jangles if you want to be a Barfmeister.

    Jingle Jangles | FitnessNews | Rugby News
    What sort of puff does jingle jangles

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    Anyone else use ClientCo facilities?
    It's a blatant pointer to being inside IR35, so I don't.

    It's absolutely nothing to do with being lazy. Oh no.

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